Al Ain Train Drain Shame for band of Insane In The Membrane Fame

AL AIN: Hip hop fans across the UAE were left disappointed last night after US group Cyprus Hill failed to appear at a planned performance to open the new sewage system at the Al Ain metro stop.

“It’s such a shame,” said one fan who had been looking forward to the concert.

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