Ruins of ancient mall found beneath Dubai
Archaeologists work on what is believed to be an ancient Massimo Dutti shop
Initial reports date the mall to the pre-cretinous era, approximately 8,000 years ago. It is unclear as to when or why the ancient mall fell into disuse.
Amongst the finds already made are a series of small walls that indicate the presence of ancient department stores and various retail outlets of the time, plus several skeletons of shoppers who may have died while queuing for a chariot.
The most exciting discovery was a giant hall containing a 25-foot tall gold statue of what experts claim is a shrine to the much-loved children’s mascot, Modhesh. Historians suggest live sacrifices to shopping were frequently made at the foot of this altar.
Also among the finding is what appears to be a multi-arena theatre complex – replete with fossilised nachos and even crumbs of prehistoric popcorn on the floor.
Speaking to The Pan-Arabia Enquirer, prominent local archaeologist Seymour Butt said there were plans to transform the site into a major tourism destination.
“Once built, the Dubai Ancient City Shopping Village Experience and Residences will provide guests with all the latest facilities, as well as offering a unique insight into how we once shopped.”
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Wow this is amazing can u give me more info. How can I get in touch with someone who can give me more info on the site & about archaeology.
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These are very interesting finds, but I am disappointed that no mention was made of the tiny, abaya clad sleletons that were found in what was once an amusement facility within this ancient shopping center. I happen to know that several deflated balloons and a fossilized box of glazed Crispy Creme donuts were also discovered. The donuts were soon tested and found to be still edible.
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