Australian expats planning to spend Australia Day hanging out with other Australians and drinking

DUBAI: In accordance with long-standing traditions, proud Australian expats living across the Middle East have revealed that they’re planning to spend Australia Day hanging out with other Australians and drinking.

“Every year we commemorate this special day on the Australian calendar in true Ozzie style,” said Freddie Lomax, a Perth-born gym instructor who has been living in Dubai since 2003. “So we’re going to hang out in an Australia-themed bar, talk about how amazing Australia is and sink a few Australian beers. Or Heineken if they haven’t got any.”

6 Responses to Australian expats planning to spend Australia Day hanging out with other Australians and drinking

  1. Albert Backwater January 26, 2014 at 11:15 am

    Australia – full of drunk wifebeaters and fat butch women!

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    • Deb January 28, 2014 at 4:56 pm

      So Albert, do you speak from experience? Are you an Australian? If so, how’s the wife hanging in there? Oh, and say hi to the girls in the family for me, must be hard with them all being called “butch” *rolls eyes*

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  2. Roger Rave January 26, 2014 at 11:53 am

    Australia … where the men are men, the women are also men and the sheep are nervous !

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  3. ASH January 27, 2014 at 5:44 am

    Regardless of the previous comments, they seem to be able to play cricket rather well these days. The ex-colony played with conviction.

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  4. Kiwi-lover January 27, 2014 at 11:48 am

    Australian foreplay:

    “brace yerself, Sheila!”

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  5. Albert January 29, 2014 at 8:31 am

    Dear Deb, No I’m not Australian thank God. How shit would that be. And what girls are you referring to in what family. You dont make any sense darling. You must be Australian then! You do realise that you are implying I hit my wife and asking if I am Australian therefore confirming my theory. If you are going to comment dear think about it first!

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