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Australian Expats Planning to Spend Australia Day Hanging Out with Other Australians, Drinking
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Albert Backwater
January 26, 2014 at 11:15 am
Australia – full of drunk wifebeaters and fat butch women!
Deb
January 28, 2014 at 4:56 pm
So Albert, do you speak from experience? Are you an Australian? If so, how’s the wife hanging in there? Oh, and say hi to the girls in the family for me, must be hard with them all being called “butch” *rolls eyes*
Your father
January 26, 2015 at 8:53 am
I never hit your mother once
Roger Rave
January 26, 2014 at 11:53 am
Australia … where the men are men, the women are also men and the sheep are nervous !
Your father
January 26, 2015 at 8:54 am
Please don’t confuse Australia with NZ day where velcro gloves are handed out to all citizens. That would be baaaaah’d
Jess
January 26, 2015 at 10:07 am
Nice attempt, but that’s the one that applies to New Zealand. There’s plenty of Aussie jokes out there though, try again.
ASH
January 27, 2014 at 5:44 am
Regardless of the previous comments, they seem to be able to play cricket rather well these days. The ex-colony played with conviction.
Kiwi-lover
January 27, 2014 at 11:48 am
Australian foreplay:
“brace yerself, Sheila!”
Albert
January 29, 2014 at 8:31 am
Dear Deb, No I’m not Australian thank God. How shit would that be. And what girls are you referring to in what family. You dont make any sense darling. You must be Australian then! You do realise that you are implying I hit my wife and asking if I am Australian therefore confirming my theory. If you are going to comment dear think about it first!
Your father
January 26, 2015 at 8:56 am
And this is why we cannot accept anymore boats Albert. You ruined it for everyone! P.S: ISIS are still accepting people. Just don’t get angry. We wouldn’t want you to lose your head
Jess
January 26, 2015 at 10:08 am
Clearly not Australia. Just a tool.
Baala Sadanandan
January 26, 2015 at 12:59 pm
Hmm. You’re kind of acting like a cunt, Prince Albert. Do you think that this post was really actually funny?
Helena Axelson Fisk
January 26, 2015 at 10:01 am
Albert, love, it’s so refreshing to see someone trying to belittle those who think sweeping, negative generalizations are bit uncouth. But to many of us, dear, it’s something we try to stay away from. I wouldn’t dare give you advice, seeing how very logical and manly you are in your comments, but, honey, I will say this: When someone makes a blanket statement on a culture, people or country, it is surprisingly often construed as a blanket statement on a culture, people or country. I know it’s shocking and unfair, honey, but there you go. Mwah, you big strong wise hunk of an Al.
Just sayin'
January 26, 2015 at 11:13 am
Australia – wife beater = filthy vest
UK – wife beater = Stella Artois