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Balcony looking forward to a bit of ‘me time’ as summer approaches
Temperature rise gives veranda chance for some peace and quiet
ABU DHABI: Claiming that it had indeed enjoyed the occasional bit of company over the winter months, a balcony in Abu Dhabi this morning admitted that it was looking forward to having a bit of time to itself as the temperatures rise.
“I mean, it’s really great that they come out each morning, have a stretch, look at the dead plant and the broken shisha pipe and go back indoors,” it reportedly told friends. “But, to be honest, there’s not a cat’s chance in hell they’re ever going to get the broom out so I’d rather they just let the dust gather than walk footprints all over the place.”
Yousuf bin Hadd
April 13, 2014 at 8:05 pm
Wot, no gas bottle? The poor, neglected balcony will be surely visited over the summer when the cooking gas runs out.