British expat wins annual UAE Twitter boast-off
According to his Twitter profile, @reluctantnomad is a ‘Man. Traveller. Thinker.’
Richmond Bilford-Wicks, who tweets under the name @ReluctantNomad, secured the prize with a tweet that read “Bangkok tomorrow for business trip, then fly to Hawaii for holiday, then London to see the folks. Not boasting! #jetlag #travel”.
He fought off stiff competition from Dubai-based Australian tweeter @DXBAngel, whose tweet of “Yacht cruise, champers with the girls, free dinner at the Burj! #mustntgrumble” was praised by judges for its “immaculate self-satisfaction”.
“These are, without doubt, 140 of the most self-regarding characters we’ve witnessed,” said Boast-Off judge Hazem Spartacus. “The reference to his jetset lifestyle, the hashtags to suggest that total strangers might find this information useful, and of course, the elegant get-out clause against accusations of bragging – it’s just phenomenal.”
Bilford-Wicks wins a gold-plated BlackBerry and an internship at the region’s top social media branding agency, Tw@.
SpagBollocks: 
sheik rattle and roll: 
I've got miles of piles: 
Achmed: 
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Both their IDs are either wrong or deleted.
Mzaher, did you know they have taken the word gullible out of the dictionary?
there is a top social media agency, i thought they all languished on the bottom of septic tanks, in need of being emptied by an orange tanker
and rehashing stories from two months ago, suggests you need new ideas people!