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British government to allow Scots who voted ‘Yes’ to create new independent country in Palestine


British government to allow Scots who voted ‘Yes’ to create new independent country in Palestine

First ships to set sail from Glasgow next week

Following Scotland voting against independence from England in yesterday’s historic referendum, the UK government has revealed that any Scots who chose ‘yes’ would be free to set up a new country in the Middle East.

“Despite the result, we understand that there are many Scots out there who still don’t wish to be a part of our proud union,” said British Prime Minster David Cameron. “Which is why we’ve made arrangements for the creation of an independent Scottish state in a far away, mostly deserted and promised land known as Palestine.”

Many pro-independence voters have jumped on the new opportunity, and the first ships with Scottish settlers are due to set sail from Glasgow next week.

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    September 19, 2014 at 11:45 am

    Brilliant lol

    • Grammar McNazi

      September 19, 2014 at 3:40 pm

      Surely the PAE is above ‘lol’?

      Surely it isn’t attracting 13 year old girls as readers?

      • Anonymous

        September 21, 2014 at 8:05 am

        If you are after little girls I think you are on the wrong site.

  2. Anonymous

    September 20, 2014 at 5:49 am

    Your’e right. It deserves at least a ROFLMAO

  3. geoffrey

    September 20, 2014 at 9:26 am

    I can’t imagine in it to be true….neither is it hilarious! One should know better!

    • Hadrian the Roman.

      September 21, 2014 at 8:38 am

      Definitely a jock then geoffrey?? If I were you I’d go and toss your caber for a while until you get over the NO result.

  4. Bradley Beancurd

    September 21, 2014 at 8:03 am

    I say we pack the disloyal skirt wearers off to another part of the world. And for that matter Wales and Ireland too, And Cornwall. And even Yorkshire. We only need the well bred university educated drunks in England anyway.

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