Launch of to-die-for handbag leaves six dead, 19 injured
At least four women spontaneously combusted on seeing “totes amazes” bag, claim eyewitnesses
New system allows food orders to be made via car horn
Lewis Code enables customers in cars to place orders using long and short beeps
iPhone 5 offers “less available space to cover in diamonds” complain Gulf techies
Bigger screen and slimmer width on new handset mean less room for bling, claim show-offs
Man in traffic jam might give car horn one more go to see if he can get things moving
“Who knows, it might speed things up a bit,” said the unnamed man
Shockwaves as Daddy’s Little Princess fails to appear in list of Top 10 best paid jobs
New report sparks tears across hundreds of UAE-based daddy’s little princesses
Crowds rejoice as David Guetta set to return to Abu Dhabi for 700th time
Scenes of joy after news that French DJ will make first appearance since last week
Electronic standards body to introduce more plug varieties to GCC
Consumers praise move after report reveals just 87 incompatible plugs currently available
British expat wins annual UAE Twitter boast-off
Judges praise “140 of the most self-regarding characters we’ve witnessed”
Region’s Corniche pasties receive protected status
After landmark ruling, only pasties made “on or by a corniche” can be called Corniche pasties
Expat smashes record by speaking to mum for 43 seconds before mentioning weather
Abu Dhabi-based British woman now believes she can break the one-minute barrier
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