Dusty, forgotten shisha pipe in corner of balcony fondly remembers glory days
“I’d be brought out every night, I’d be the centre of attention. Ah, crazy times.”
Dubai residents angry that replica of Burj Khalifa not in Dubai Falconcity of Wonders
Anger at exclusion of replica Dubai tower in Dubai development project
New Dubai expat looking forward to writing her ‘tell-all’ exposé about life in the sand
Daily Mail already has plans to serialise story should it involve divorce and heartbreak
Apple issues apology after new Maps app features 67 spelling variations of ‘Jumeirah’
Tim Cook adds that new service “completely erases Ajman”
Man forgets solution to Palestine/Israel problem he drew up in Irish-themed pub
Man claims he had “pretty much sorted the whole mess out” during drinking session
Pakistani taxi driver starting to think his three PhDs weren’t worth trouble
NEWS IN PICS: Pakistani taxi driver starting to think his three PhDs weren’t worth trouble
Launch of to-die-for handbag leaves six dead, 19 injured
At least four women spontaneously combusted on seeing “totes amazes” bag, claim eyewitnesses
New scheme will see tourists charged to take photos of iconic Dubai landmarks
From October 1, Dubai Flashbacks initiative will charge tourists for each photo taken
New system allows food orders to be made via car horn
Lewis Code enables customers in cars to place orders using long and short beeps
FIFA 13 to include secret Diego Maradona side game
Players to be given one season to lose as many games as possible
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