iPhone 5 offers “less available space to cover in diamonds” complain Gulf techies
Bigger screen and slimmer width on new handset mean less room for bling, claim show-offs
Dubai man reserves iPhone 5 for $200,000
“Idiotic” PR manager pays to ensure he receives smartphone before rest of region
World’s most pointless world record broken to promote lacklustre Dubai mall
Eyewitnesses confirm record broken was “extraordinarily inane”
Man in traffic jam might give car horn one more go to see if he can get things moving
“Who knows, it might speed things up a bit,” said the unnamed man
DJ admits he “may have overdone” online promoting
Dubai-based DJ Habibi 2000 posted 672,000 Facebook messages about club night in one week
Shockwaves as Daddy’s Little Princess fails to appear in list of Top 10 best paid jobs
New report sparks tears across hundreds of UAE-based daddy’s little princesses
Silence between holidaying couple in British-themed pub enters fifth hour
Brian Bradbury believed to have torn 16 placements into pieces and eaten 43,000 peanuts
Man delivers passionate, ill-informed labour camp rant
Dubai-based PR executive captivates dinner party with moving, inaccurate monologue
Dubai to sink mall off coast to offer unique diving facility
Mall Under The Waves expected to welcome first diving guests by next year
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