US to treble military aid to Palestine
White House announces further plans to quadruple figure by 2015
Jordanians on brink of being close to thinking about beginning something that might lead to era defining protest
“Now we must finally agree what kind of change we want”
Middle East GDP to be “almost entirely reliant” on cupcakes by 2020, say economists
At current rate of growth, cupcakes expected to overtake oil in just a few years
Beirut tourism chiefs hope fresh bullet holes will encourage new generation of worthy Western backpackers
“To be honest, old pockmarks and bombshell holes are getting a bit tired”
Jordan to be renamed Hash Brown Kingdom of Jordan
Sponsorship deal with McDonald’s will change name for month of November
King of Jordan appoints favourite falafel vendor as new prime minister
King cites importance of loyalty, trust and great tahini in decision
Mitt Romney: “I will literally say anything about Middle East to get ahead in polls”
Presidential candidate says he will arm Syrian rebels or send Assad nukes, whichever is popular
Man forgets solution to Palestine/Israel problem he drew up in Irish-themed pub
Man claims he had “pretty much sorted the whole mess out” during drinking session
Israeli ambassador requests travelator in UN hall due to “exhausting” number of walk outs
Walking out of UN speeches in juvenile protest is becoming tiring, says ambassador
People’s Front of Judea joins Free Syria Army
Independence faction announces it is sending its forces into Syria
