Netanyahu claims Mayan 2012 prophecy foresaw Iran’s nuclear capability timetable
World will end on December 21 unless US supports military strikes, says Israeli premier
Clinton calls on protestors across region to “chill the f*** out”
US Secretary of State appeals for calm in wake of riots over controversial film
Regional Ferrero Rocher sales plummet as attacks on embassies escalate
NEWS IN PICS: Regional Ferrero Rocher sales plummet as attacks on embassies escalate
Man in traffic jam might give car horn one more go to see if he can get things moving
“Who knows, it might speed things up a bit,” said the unnamed man
New smirking ban hits Lebanon’s upmarket bars
Businesses counting loses after ban on smirking takes toll on VIP nightspots
The Sun scouring Occupied Territories for story to go with ‘West Bonk’ headline
British tabloid newspaper searching area for anything “with even the slightest bit of titillation”
Ralph Lauren targets Gulf market with “even bigger horse”
US clothing manufacturer responds to regional complaint that logo isn’t visible from afar
Clarks launches new footwear for protestors
‘Hurlers’, designed for maximum throwing effect, expected to become default revolutionary shoe
Kofi Annan announces new dates across Syria to boost flagging sales of ‘Peace Plan’ album.
Former UN secretary general hopes move will help overturn bad reviews
Plastic Bag added to list of indigenous Jordanian birds
Local ornithological society to formally recognise Plasticus Carrefouricus
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