Scientists on verge of creating metal “more exclusive than gold or platinum”
New discovery expected to revolutionise region’s top-tier cinema, nightclub and public transport offerings
Moody lighting and folded arms now “essential to LinkedIn profile”, social media guru claims
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Qatar planning new Dream Arab League
Gulf state to offer huge financial incentives to attract region’s major powers
Obama’s Middle East tour in Facebook status updates
“oh man… apparently they wanna take me 2 another shrine or wall or sthin”
City in shock as man delivers item on time
Dubai brought to standstill as item arrives on time, in usable condition, at right address
Dubai teens campaign against films in cinemas
Group argues noise interferes with phone conversations and consumption of fast food
Israel “looking forward” to ignoring everything Chuck Hagel says
Obama’s nomination for US Defense Secretary courts controversy for lack of fawning sycophancy towards Israel
Assad admits giving speech in front of collage of faces murdered by regime “wasn’t greatest PR move”
Following widespread backlash to speech Syrian president says he regrets decision
Assad disappointed at social media reaction to speech
Syrian president saddened by negative response from Facebook and Twitter to his latest speech
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