Regional dictatorships envious of US government’s ability to spy on own citizens
New revelations over US phone and internet spying spark jealousy across regimes
Stephen Hawking hacked by Syrian Electronic Army
Famed astrophysicist sees voice machine taken over by pro-Assad activists during TED talk
Garlic dip/mayonnaise mix-up claims another victim
Authorities urged to act following 53rd such incident this year
Syrian Electronic Army hacks into Obama’s Warcraft account
Pro-Assad hacking group hits US president’s level 62 high elf paladin on popular multiplayer
Obama promises Syria intervention should Assad use Death Star
US president pushes ‘red line’ from chemical weapons to intergalactic superlaser
Qatar planning new Dream Arab League
Gulf state to offer huge financial incentives to attract region’s major powers
Middle East worries as Pope frontrunner admits he “might like to start another little Crusade”
“Not a biggie, perhaps just a cheeky military venture into the Holy Land”
Prince Charles oversees sustainable refugee camp project in Jordan
Self-designed Wadi Charlesbury set to open this August
Bashar Assad moves to distance self from Chris Brown
Latest violent incident involving R&B star proves to be final straw for Syrian president
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