Emirates to introduce shisha lounges onboard A380 fleet
Airline announces plans to trial new Signature Shisha Room on several long-haul flights
Man on jet ski has “absolutely no idea” just how many people on beach want him to fall off
Jet skier “blissfully unaware” vast majority of people on beach think he’s a jerk
Everyone on beach hoping man in thin white underwear doesn’t go for swim
Onlookers look on in horror as white y-front wearing man goes for paddle
Qatar wins rights to host Margaret Thatcher funeral
Gulf state swoops in with last minute deal and secures David Beckham as star guest
Tahrir Square to welcome new retail development
New ‘Friday 11 February Mall’ set to dominate iconic Cairo square
Iranian tourism industry looking to capitalise on Argo awards success
Men in Tehran urged to grow beards and shout hysterically to give visitors true film experience
Confused shopper concerned about rebels gaining ground in mall, urges France to increase troops
Woman hopes French airstrikes stop insurgents before they “ruin her shopping holiday”
Beirut tourism chiefs hope fresh bullet holes will encourage new generation of worthy Western backpackers
“To be honest, old pockmarks and bombshell holes are getting a bit tired”
Middle East tourism expected to receive boost following final presidential debate
“All publicity is good publicity,” says tour operator.
New scheme will see tourists charged to take photos of iconic Dubai landmarks
From October 1, Dubai Flashbacks initiative will charge tourists for each photo taken
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