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Chaos at champagne shower party after guests sprayed with wrong vintage


Chaos at champagne shower party after guests sprayed with wrong vintage

Ugly scenes at VVVVIP Platinum Champagne Shower Pool Party

DUBAI: There were ugly scenes at a Dubai beach club last night after issues arose regarding the vintage of the products being sprayed in a champagne shower.

Chaos erupted around 8pm at the VVVVIP Platinum Champagne Shower Pool Party held at the XXL Resort when several guests noticed that they were being sprayed with Dom Perignon Magnum Vintage 2002 while others were being showered with the marginally more expensive Dom Perignon Magnum Vintage 2000.

“It was just revolting, a real kick in the face,” said Fadi Flat-White, a Lebanese marketing manager. “When we discovered that we were being showered with a less exclusive vintage while others were soaked in more expensive and desirable champagne, we were quite naturally very upset.”

Eyewitnesses claimed that there had initially been strong language and shouting aimed at the waiting staff, before several guests reportedly tried to take the more expensive champagne by force.

“It was just carnage. People were being pushed in the pool clutching the bottles,” said one.

Eventually, party organisers managed to calm the situation by agreeing to add an extra V to the VVVVVIP in the name and using bigger fireworks with each drink order.

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  1. acknun

    June 18, 2013 at 8:18 am

    I really think and wish that all of those would have been shower with acid instead of champange!!! wtf?!?!?!!…. what world are they living in?? cause is not the same than mine!! Im trying to save water, light, consumption, not produce too much trash… on behalf of me and my children and the future of us, the humans… and those brainless are just living stupid life believing themselves to rule the world??!??!!? excuse me??

    • HappyDog271

      June 18, 2013 at 8:56 am

      It’s a satirical story, not real.

      • Me

        June 18, 2013 at 9:24 am


    • Chrystal Chipotle

      June 18, 2013 at 11:29 am

      Go home, acknun, your drunk. Oh and by the way, wishing that someone be showered with acid is totally not acceptable, however stupid or excessive you may think that person is.

      • Peace&Love

        June 18, 2013 at 10:44 pm

        You are probably one of those who would have argued for 2000 instead of 2002 champaign spray.
        So, not acknun, but you should go home (you drunk) and probably find out that just around the corner of your house, wherever in the world you live, there is people starving, dying alone, thirsty and homeless.
        Wake up, champaign is not the subject of this discussion…
        Wake up.

        • Chrystal Chipotle

          June 19, 2013 at 6:41 am

          Peace&Love, perhaps you don’t know how to use google so I’ve done it for you…………..

          The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of…

        • Andrew

          July 22, 2013 at 3:11 pm

          Wake up, “champaign” is spelled champagne – it’s written right there on the title. And actually yes acknun should go home, and he should take you with him. This article is a piece of satire so stop treating it like it’s a genuine piece of journalism because you’re just making yourself look stupid.

      • Zed

        July 17, 2013 at 8:36 am

        I agree, thats too harsh cuz those people are stupid. That is IF this story is real. But I think they should have been showered with un-recycled shit, just as a wakeup call 🙂

    • muttley

      June 19, 2013 at 5:30 am

      This is a serious discussion guys, please respect acknun’s viewpoint. BTW. if anyone fancy’s a get-together I have a nice bottle of 1997 Parteck white I’m happy to share.

    • Hamdan bin ...

      June 19, 2013 at 9:40 am

      I get what you get in 10 years, in 2 days!
      Haterz Gonna Hate

  2. Anonymous

    June 18, 2013 at 9:25 am

    Always amazed by some comments that seem to completely miss the point of these stories: satire, irony, taking the mickey, just for a giggle!! There is always an grain of truth behind these stories and this is what makes them very astute. To all those that always miss the boat: lighten up 🙂

  3. Sohan

    June 18, 2013 at 9:37 am

    Shhh, HappyDog271. It’s much more entertaining to let the gullible fume away.

  4. Kaptain Mirza

    June 18, 2013 at 12:05 pm

    At least they didn’t waste water..!!! Just imagine – VVIP are rushing like retards to get their own share of VODKA Magnumz..!!! LOLLZZ..!!

  5. nick

    June 18, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    morons of society…… utter idiots who don’t have any values…i despise these people.

    • Anonymous

      June 18, 2013 at 1:58 pm


  6. Sarah

    June 18, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    Pretentious idiots… Not one would be able to taste (or appreciate) the difference between the two… Label lovers all of them! Freeloaders possibly too…

  7. Anonymous

    June 18, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    2 right i would of done the same…. 2002 instead of 2000 i’d b fuming!!!!!! hopefully someone got sacked!!!!!

  8. Real VIP HaHa

    June 18, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    The real story is even more lame. Advertised as Champagne Showers for the Rich Listers. It’s the cheapest sparkling white wine you can get and not even Champagne. The occasional few splash out on a few bottles of the real stuff but that doesn’t get sprayed. So Tacky and Tasteless.

  9. Sally Barnes

    June 18, 2013 at 9:45 pm

    Not everyone in Dubai are like this, I do however think there are quite alot of idiots, who think they are extremely wealthy, yet only working class. These people give majority of us a bad name. People forget where they come from, just kippers and curtains or furcoat no knickers.

    • Merlin

      June 19, 2013 at 3:01 pm

      What about fur knickers?

      Works for me!

      • Wears the fox hat

        June 18, 2014 at 11:27 am

        Better than kipper knickers in my opinion

  10. muttley

    June 19, 2013 at 5:25 am

    I went to one of these Champagne showers last year and someone used a soft drink, needless to say there was a punch-up. I’m disgusted that after paying around $500 for what I expect to be a decent vintage, I get Tizer and BucksFizz.
    I had to get my maid to wash me down afterwards as I was sticking to everything I touched!
    I was treated better when I was a coal miner!

  11. Merlin

    June 19, 2013 at 5:38 am

    Just as well I gave it a miss then!

    Dom Perignon is a little down-market for my tastes, it simply must be Pernod-Ricard Perrier-Jouet. A snip at $50K a pair!

    Those objecting to displays of obscene decadence simply don’t get it. Jealousy is such an ugly trait!

    Must go and feed my new pet Pink Fruit Bat – Bye!

    • Flumpet

      June 19, 2013 at 7:03 am

      You went for the Pink Fruit Bat? How is he working out, do you get to ride him to work and does he show up on the Safa Park Salik, seeing as he isnt actually using the track per se?

      • Merlin

        June 19, 2013 at 9:52 am

        The Pink one indeed Flumpet. I was torn between the Pink or the Norwegian Blue. My mate’s got a Pink Ferrari and a Pink Bentley, but I got the Pink Fruit Bat, just to p*ss him off.

        The pet souk told me that they’re pink on account of them wading around in lakes and living off a diet of shellfish.

        I can’t ride him to work because the bugger kept hanging upside down, which is dead weird, so I turned him back up and nailed his feet to the perch!

        And he still won’t eat the prawns, i bought him!

        • Chris de Burj

          June 20, 2013 at 11:31 am

          Does this fruit bat have very long legs by any chance ?

          • Merlin

            June 21, 2013 at 5:45 pm

            Long legs? Aaaaah, you like to think I’m stupid gullible idiot??

            NO! It is a Pink Fruit Bat, not a bloody FLAMENCO!!!

    • Merlin

      June 21, 2013 at 6:19 pm

      This is too much OFF TOPIC!

      Did you ever see a ‘ship in a bottle’? well now there is a Pink-ish Fruit Bat in a bottle – of Dom Perignon – a challenge I promise you!

      I will take bids starting at QR10,000

      Then, I will go buy Norwegian Blue Fruit Bat!

      • Flumpet

        June 24, 2013 at 5:50 am

        A flameco??? Your fruit bat also dances, awesome.

        • Chris de Burj

          June 24, 2013 at 8:21 am


          Stay away from the Norwegian is my advice – they’re blue because they only eat Viagra. Costs a fortune.

          You’ve heard the saying “He plays with a straight bat”, well…

  12. dandubai

    June 19, 2013 at 5:46 am

    Ha ha ha, the comments on this website are almost as funny as the articles themselves.
    More opinions than brain cells. keep up the good work! ha ha

  13. Umm Ali

    June 19, 2013 at 6:49 am

    A golden shower is much better, healthier, tastier and cheaper!

  14. Chrystal Chipotle

    June 19, 2013 at 6:50 am

    I was there, I saw it all. Why should the select few get sprayed with the best champagne whilst we have to make do with the inferior 2,500 dhs a bottle stuff. It is an outrage and I’m writing to my MP immediately. Does this mean you think I am just a VVVVIP, if so that is a blatant lie. My mother always told me I’m a princess so that automatically means I am a VVVVVIP with knobs on. I’m never going to XXL again. I will take my cash and see through bikini to XXXXXL for their ultra expensive, you don’t get in unless you spend $100,000 on a table for the night, club. See ya, wouldn’t want to be ya! Losers.

  15. Alan Sunlotion

    June 19, 2013 at 9:32 am

    Pace&Love (joke) more like War&Peace I think. With that kind of savage attack on poor Chrystal! I sort of think you got the wrong angle here (are you Australian)? Mind you, you are right on one thing – Chrystal is a drunkard.

  16. Anonymous

    June 19, 2013 at 10:50 am

    I cannot believe that people are arguing over a Champagne pool party while the rest of the world is getting raped. I do not understand how people can put so much effort in actually reading an article like this rather than further enhancing your intellectual needs. This is ridiculous. Then you wonder why humanity is deteriorating. What a shame. To the people that are partying. Good for you. We need to let go and have fun from time to time. To the people that are partying and are upset about the fact that you got sprayed by a 2 year different kind of champagne, honestly, really? You think about that for a second and give me a good argument on why and how does it matter. And last but not least, to people that where not even in the party and are just anger typing for the sake of typing, find a hobby.

    • Ingenjören

      June 20, 2013 at 7:08 pm

      You are aware that this is a comedy site, no?

    • Anonymous

      July 5, 2013 at 7:11 am

      How about you further enhance your educational needs by learning what the word satire means. Doh.

  17. zebbi

    June 19, 2013 at 11:59 am

    It’s a satirical story smartasses

  18. Chowder Singh

    June 19, 2013 at 9:22 pm

    Good one.

  19. Claire

    June 20, 2013 at 8:14 am

    I don’t think it was Dom Perignon Magnum Vintage 2000, tasted more like Blue Nun that had been through a Soda Stream.

    If you are going to have a Champagne Shower, make sure it is at least a classy ‘poo like Asti Spumante from Christmas 1998.

  20. Anonymous

    June 20, 2013 at 11:42 am

    I like the comment having a go at people for reading the article an ‘angry’ commenting… At last I’ve found that definition of Irony I’ve been searching for

  21. bin shermuta

    June 20, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    Ungrateful people. We Saudi’s would take any vintage.

    • Merlin

      June 21, 2013 at 6:01 pm

      Unless it is on ‘company business’, then only the very best will do!

  22. RRRRRRR1

    June 22, 2013 at 10:33 am

    Love the story…. Looooooove the thread hehehe.

  23. Moomoo

    June 25, 2013 at 7:02 am

    What’s the problem? I think this situation was dealt with well, the organisers understood their clients and compensated them in the right way. Anyone who has a problem with that needs to start understanding modern world problems a little better, especially if they are to entertain

  24. Matthew Cranwell

    July 5, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    Showering a vintage champagne that has taken someone years and effort to produce for a true connoisseur to drink, is so uncouth. I’d understand being upset if you were going to drink the bloody thing. Peasants.

  25. Anonymous

    July 6, 2013 at 8:56 am

    YOU MORONS!!! This is a joke website………………. Oxygen thieves, the lot of you.

  26. Gail

    July 8, 2013 at 4:01 am

    This has got to be a p*ss take………no way is this real!

  27. Alex Salmon

    July 15, 2013 at 3:21 pm

    Retarded American’s missing the point. Its a pisstake you bunch of slack fools, lighten up. Honestly wise the fuck up, its a joke website, its a joke story. Idiots

  28. Adam

    July 15, 2013 at 3:54 pm

    Rather 02 than 03. I wouldn’t even wash my dog in 03.

  29. Lara

    July 18, 2013 at 8:05 am

    So ashmed to be lebanese right now …. I SWEAR WE ARE NOT ALL LIKE HIM!

  30. Ramadan A. Dingdong

    July 18, 2013 at 11:27 am

    Me thinks all Lebanese are the same – or I have I not met the right one yet????????

  31. Anonymous

    July 19, 2013 at 6:37 am

    while people die of thirst around the globe.

  32. LeeRidz

    June 25, 2014 at 5:41 pm

    well its my 30th birthday next month and to be totally honest this doesnt wash with me as the bottle wasnt even a MAGNUM….get a grip and do it properly!!!!! Ridza over and out biatches

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