Danny Dyer named “worst celebrity to visit Dubai”
Danny Dyer, officially the worst celebrity to visit Dubai
DUBAI: There were emotional scenes last night in the UAE, as self-styled UK TV ‘badboy’ Danny Dyer was crowned “Worst Celebrity To Visit Dubai”.
The award came after a citywide poll conducted by popular local celebrity magazine Ahdam, which had asked readers to vote for their least favourite visitor. Dyer, currently in town to ‘DJ’ at a ‘party’, reportedly took over 70 per cent of the vote.
“It’s incredible,” a jubilated Dyer told The Pan-Arabia Enquirer. “I mean, you’ve had some real cretins visit, you know, like Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Vanessa Feltz, Kerry Katona, Ashley Cole, John Terry and half the cast of The Only Way is Essex. It’s a real honour to even make it on the list, let alone win.”
Unfortunately, Dyer won’t be able to celebrate his accolade in Dubai too long, as he’s due back in the UK next week to front a series of “hard-hitting” documentaries about football hooligans or criminal gangs for obscure cable TV stations.
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It’s a shame he forgot to include Kim Kartrashian in that list
Fixed.
I wonder if he paid a visit to Club Smug….
Or Katie Price
Even though Danny Dyer’s a slag, I think he’s OK.
It is good that the hard work Dyer put into winning this award is recognized, so i urge the public to look into some of his documentaries, such as Danny Dyer´s Deadliest Men. Only Dyer has the emotional depth capable of withstanding the torrent of emotions involved with the portrayal of these deadly men. Time and time again the viewer is compelled to believe Danny cannot get out of each seemingly impossible fix, such as negotiating the streets of Blackpool in the afternoon.
But he somehow carries it out. A great man.