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Dubai to detonate 25-kiloton thermonuclear weapon as New Year celebration

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Dubai to detonate 25-kiloton thermonuclear weapon as New Year celebration

City announces immediate response to loss of world’s biggest firework display record

Dubai has announced an immediate response to the shock news that a small town in Norway has snatched its Guinness World Record title for the largest fireworks display.

In an announcement made this morning, it was revealed that the city would be welcoming the arrival of 2015 on January 1 with the detonation of a 25-kiloton thermonuclear bomb.

“We really want to kick start the new year with a bang,” said project coordinator Majid Ghobadi, who added that the planned event could result in “minor” traffic issues.

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13 Comments

13 Comments

  1. Miles Edgeworth

    December 10, 2014 at 7:26 am

    Sounds like a good idea.

  2. Eli Tabouleh

    December 10, 2014 at 8:50 am

    Go Burj or Go Home! Yalla

  3. minhal

    December 10, 2014 at 4:30 pm

    R they insane

  4. Anonymous

    December 10, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    Bang bang, we are number 1!!!!

  5. Anonymous

    December 10, 2014 at 7:55 pm

    Minor Traffic hahahaha!

  6. lunar-tic

    December 11, 2014 at 7:26 am

    Bring it on, Qatar has announced plans to blow up the moon at midnight

  7. Aaron Minto

    December 11, 2014 at 7:52 am

    Becoming a simmering radioactive hole in the desert would only improve Dubai.

  8. Tim Mace

    December 11, 2014 at 5:37 pm

    Budget cuts.

  9. Anonymous

    December 13, 2014 at 9:17 pm

    C

  10. Merlin

    December 14, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    I really don’t think they have considered the consequences of radiation?

    Thankfully, I have just had my Bentley’s bodywork completely rebuilt from solid gold, so no problem for me.

    • Apocalyps3

      December 28, 2014 at 11:26 am

      It would have to be made of Lead (not Gold) to be safe from radiation.

  11. Fero (@FeroSyed)

    December 15, 2014 at 12:02 pm

    Where will this detonation take place

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