Dubai Frame Falls Over, Creating Exciting New Walled Residential District

The latest addition to Dubai’s superlative-hungry skyline this morning sensationally came crashing down to the ground, in the process creating an exciting new luxury residential district.

Dubai Frame, the 150-metre tall, 50-storey landmark described as the “largest picture frame on the planet,” accidentally toppled over, instantly forming a walled area of properties now being tipped as the next big thing in Dubai’s real estate market.

“Sure, it’s sad that the Dubai Frame didn’t last long and we’re very sorry about those whose homes were destroyed when it fell down,” said Simon Mallory, manager of Luxe Properties.

“But we’re unbelievably excited about the prospects for Dubai Frame City, an exclusive destination set within an ultra-desirable set of record-breaking golden walls that offers the latest in five-star luxury living. Our phones have been ringing off the hook from potential buyers all day.”