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Dubai man says he is accountable for “at least 30 per cent” of Apple’s record-breaking profits
Lebanese marketing exec claims partial responsibility for $18 billion earnings
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Lebanese marketing exec claims partial responsibility for $18 billion earnings
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Justin Case
January 29, 2015 at 1:10 pm
I know him. he drives a BMW, smokes Marlboro reds, wears designer loafers and always talks about how Lebanon is the best place for parties. i see him ALL the time
Dmitri Legkovernov
February 3, 2015 at 10:06 am
He is obviously a liar. In order to spend that much money on apple products in just one financial quarter, he would need to be purchasing in excess of 100,000 items PER DAY. This newspaper should check its facts, because this man is clearly misleading them in order to make himself famous in Dubai or the world maybe.
Evgenia Samsonova
February 4, 2015 at 10:10 am
Or MAYBE (but just MAYBE, just maybe!) this is a satire website , and the purpose of these fake news is satire (i.e. to make people laugh). I mean… it kind of says so on the top of the page, so actually you are the one who should check sources before “bla bla bla” 😀
Aliyu
February 22, 2015 at 1:02 pm
Maybe his reply is sarcasm itself and he knows its a satire website. Most likely this is the case!!!!
509
March 7, 2015 at 3:22 pm
Or maybe evgenia’s reply was sarcasm reply to a sarcasm reply and maybe so was yours and maybe so is this
Majed Conrad
February 4, 2015 at 6:33 am
Dmitri you must be fun at parties.
Anonymous
February 8, 2015 at 7:40 am
I know this guy too!
Anonymous
February 17, 2015 at 3:54 am
I know him but he quit smoking so he can spend more on apple products
Billy Egg
February 18, 2015 at 3:12 pm
Oh Dimitri. I feel for you. Did you know that gullible is also not in the dictionary?
Tarquin Al Fartquin
February 18, 2015 at 11:54 pm
I’m sure Domino’s name which includes the words “leg’ and “over” is pure confidence. Lol
Dick Dastidly
February 19, 2015 at 8:09 am
who’s the stupid ones on here then just read Dmitris surname a few more times 🙂 Leg Over Now!