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Dubai moron orders region’s first iPad mini for $100,000

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Dubai moron orders region’s first iPad mini for $100,000

Fadi Flat-White reserved tablet days before Apple’s official unveiling

Fadi Flat-White says he can’t see himself ever using the tablet computer

DUBAI: A noted cretin in Dubai has ensured he will be the first person in the Middle East to get his hands on the Apple iPad mini, reserving the newly unveiled tablet computer for an estimated $100,000.

Fadi Flat-White, a Lebanese-born social media solutions curator and widely-acknowledged moron, is said to have made the purchase long before the device was revealed yesterday.

“To be brutally honest, given that it’s smaller than the iPad I can’t see me ever using it,” he told reporters after the official launch. “But as I was the first person in the region to get the iPad 3 and iPhone 5 and read Steve Jobs’ biography six times, it was important that I kept up else face ridicule from my friends in the social media marketing and PR industry.”

Flat-White also revealed that he was enjoying his new iPhone 5, which he reserved for an estimated $200,000 days before it was unveiled last month.

“I’ve had it for a few weeks now,” he said. “It might not work yet because I haven’t got the right sized Sim card, but it looks absolutely great on my desk and when I take it out and about around town.”

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  1. gulu waney

    October 30, 2012 at 7:21 am

    fake news

    • TOP DOGS

      December 16, 2012 at 6:12 am


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