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Dubai Summer Surprises ‘too surprising’, warn heart surgeons

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Dubai Summer Surprises ‘too surprising’, warn heart surgeons

Level of surprise at summer shopping festival could tip some over the edge, claim specialists

DUBAI: Some of the region’s leading heart surgeons and specialists have come together to issue a stark warning that this year’s Dubai Summer Surprises festival could be ‘too surprising’ for many visitors.

“For those with weak hearts, the level of surprise might simply tip them over the edge,” claimed Professor Benzo Diazepine. “Malls are going to need to be on standby.”

Diazepine urged those involved in Dubai Summer Surprises to “begin at a relatively low level of surprise” which can be raised incrementally each day.

“Going straight in at such a high level of surprise is madness.”

4 Comments

4 Comments

  1. gareth smareth

    June 14, 2012 at 3:25 am

    i am looking forward to being surprised at the inflated prices that are being sold as discounted prices. i revel in this feeling of surprisementary gleefullness…

    p.s. is that modhesh or zippy?

    • dorothy

      August 14, 2012 at 10:04 pm

      i think its zippidy doo dah day !

  2. Monsieur Flange

    June 14, 2012 at 5:46 am

    I am looking forward to getting the very high prices back to their normal level of ordinary high prices after the shops increased them in the weeks before DSS in order to be able to reduce them back to their usual silly levels and still offer a huge reduction
    BARGAIN!!

  3. Malibu Barbie

    June 14, 2012 at 9:09 am

    Laugh out Loud Pure Brilliance!!

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