Dubai Summer Surprises ‘too surprising’, warn heart surgeons
DUBAI: Some of the region’s leading heart surgeons and specialists have come together to issue a stark warning that this year’s Dubai Summer Surprises festival could be ‘too surprising’ for many visitors.
“For those with weak hearts, the level of surprise might simply tip them over the edge,” claimed Professor Benzo Diazepine. “Malls are going to need to be on standby.”
Diazepine urged those involved in Dubai Summer Surprises to “begin at a relatively low level of surprise” which can be raised incrementally each day.
“Going straight in at such a high level of surprise is madness.”
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Martin Sayles:
i am looking forward to being surprised at the inflated prices that are being sold as discounted prices. i revel in this feeling of surprisementary gleefullness…
p.s. is that modhesh or zippy?
i think its zippidy doo dah day !
I am looking forward to getting the very high prices back to their normal level of ordinary high prices after the shops increased them in the weeks before DSS in order to be able to reduce them back to their usual silly levels and still offer a huge reduction
BARGAIN!!
Laugh out Loud Pure Brilliance!!