Dyslexic Saudi cleric issues fatwa against women showing their faeces in public

RIYADH: A firebrand dyslexic Saudi cleric came under fire yesterday after he issued a religious edict against women displaying their faeces in public.

Writing in his weekly column in a local newspaper, Sheikh Abdulaziz Abassy declared it “morally repugnant and a sin for women to show their faeces outside of the family house”.

International human rights groups immediately condemned the move, with many campaigners claiming that women should be able to choose for themselves whether or not to cover their faeces outside.

Abassy is no stranger to controversy for his incendiary writing. In 2011 he was criticised by animal rights organisations after issuing a fatwa against all graphical depictions of dogs.

13 Responses to Dyslexic Saudi cleric issues fatwa against women showing their faeces in public

  1. Jojotheclown March 17, 2014 at 11:34 am

    I have died and gone to my maker. Lollllllllllllllllllllll

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  2. JohnT March 18, 2014 at 6:20 pm

    I bet who ever wrote this grew up on a farm in the west, barely got through trade school, failed to make a decent living- and wooptido- lands in the emirates with his farm brain. This isn’t sattire- just rubbish.

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  3. s adams March 19, 2014 at 1:02 am

    Let women decide for themselves whether to show their faces. If you want women to cover their face then men of your faith should too

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  4. Hlytr March 19, 2014 at 1:58 am

    Bit harsh johnt

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  5. Farmer Bill March 19, 2014 at 12:14 pm

    Whats the T stand for John – TWAT? Obviously a city boy.

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  6. JohnT March 19, 2014 at 6:31 pm

    not at all harsh – there’s a difference between sattire and mindless mockery. Respect the people and culture of the land where you make youre living. As with most but not all people, it’s your incompetence that has made you leave everything and come to the middle east(particularly you ESL teachers- you know what youre worth back home). Be happy the emirates enables you remit enough to avoid a mortgage; given your uncompetitiveness. Show some respect, you pig.

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  7. Farmer Bill March 20, 2014 at 4:36 am

    Oh dear JohnT. You do understand the difference between faeces and faces I assume. Or are you in the Middle East because you are worthless back home??

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  8. Alan Sunlotion March 20, 2014 at 4:38 am

    Not really bitter and twisted then JohnT!

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  9. Chrystal Chipotle March 20, 2014 at 6:26 am

    Fatwa on JohnT – he used the haram P word.

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  10. Dick March 20, 2014 at 6:41 am

    JohnT – you need to see a shrink. Your comments are just too vicious for a satire site. If you really are this insane get on the correct site. Try http://www.sadviciousfucks.com

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  11. Anonymous March 20, 2014 at 7:28 am

    Who in the name of God is this ‘JohnT’ idiot???? Satire: Humour, Irony, Exaggeration – the entire premise of the PanArabianEnquirer and yet, you feel the urge to trawl a satirical site to purge your humourless, small-minded inadequacies – and (for all intents and purposes) anonymously ridicule and JUDGE people in a forum that is a vehicle for FUN????
    Be-gone with you; thank God we don’t have to bear the ocular burden of your faeces, only the written variety.

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  12. mamiko March 22, 2014 at 7:54 am

    As a muslim-born, and someone who was fortunate enough to have made money from pig-fearing oil nations, I commend JohnT’s insight and agree that the local native people must be free in their choices of what to do with the faeces of their women.. especially on mother’s days..

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  13. Murdo March 23, 2014 at 10:30 pm

    Is English your own second language, JohnT? A good ESL teacher will help you figure out the differences between “you’re”, “your” and the non-existent form “youre”

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