Embarrassment as US and ISIS tributes to King Abdullah almost identical

There were red faces in both the corridors of the White House and across the Islamic State last night after it emerged that the US and ISIS tributes sent to the late King Abdullah were noticeably alike.

In both statements, Abdullah was praised for his “vision and leadership”, as someone who “had the courage of his convictions” and “constantly strived for unity across borders in the Middle East.” The US and ISIS also hailed the late monarch as a man who, “in a turbulent region, demonstrated his commitment to law, order and the principle of the pretty barbaric public execution.”

According to sources, to diminish further embarrassment ISIS have requested that its representative at the official state funeral be not placed next to Joe Biden.

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14 Responses to Embarrassment as US and ISIS tributes to King Abdullah almost identical

  1. moonsear January 23, 2015 at 8:56 am

    wow guys….that’s aggressive freedom of speech (Charlie factor?), but what can one say: Facts have to be reported after all. Beware banned websites and public floggings and continue the good work

  2. Max Armand January 24, 2015 at 2:30 am

    Where is the evidence of this article’s claims? I thought ISIS said that the Saud family were taghut! They want to overthrow the Saudi royal family!

    • Shrek Ogrelord January 24, 2015 at 2:52 pm

      Pan-Arabia Enquirer is satirical – the articles are all in jest

    • Anonymous January 24, 2015 at 9:25 pm

      Once again, someone else has to be clued in that this is a satirical publication, unless you are going on with the joke. Can we have an automatic reply for these comments?

  3. Ayman Fadel January 24, 2015 at 1:15 pm

    Remember this website is satire.

  4. Merry Shake January 24, 2015 at 3:24 pm

    Amazing that some people can’t understand blatant satire.

  5. hussain January 24, 2015 at 5:30 pm

    IS and US are two faces of same coin

  6. MaryDarling January 25, 2015 at 5:59 am

    Do u really think you can change the way people think ?

  7. MaryDarling January 25, 2015 at 6:02 am

    Whateveverin Jesus I Trust

  8. suchindranathaiyer January 25, 2015 at 6:40 am

    The question is, “Was the model threnody drafted in the US, Syria or Saudi?”

  9. Anonymous January 25, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    Charlie Hebdo rally in Paris and the Saudi king funeral are both embarrassment to humanity!

  10. Brad Waugh (@bwaughktm) January 25, 2015 at 4:20 pm

    There are two usually opposing forces that did say similar things about the passing of Abdullah:

    ISIS: http://www.news24.com/World/News/ISIS-celebrate-king-Abdullahs-death-online-20150123

    Labour MPs: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/saudi-king-abdullah-britain-mourns-a-tyrant-9999687.html

  11. earl January 26, 2015 at 4:58 am

    thats just talibanter!

  12. jonathanlk January 27, 2015 at 7:09 pm

    Politically correct is almost never logically correct. Abdullah left a lot to be desired. Saudi Arabia has a lot of work to do before I would trust them. Saudis were the primary antagonists and funders of the 911 attack. They also are among the main sponsors of the sponsors of the Madrassas in SA, Pakistan an Afghanistan which once were to cultivate clerics and imams, but now are just fueling the fundamentalism that is the glue for the Taliban and is producing the new generation of suicide bombers. It is complicated because Bush was such a close friends of the Bin Ladens (of Osama fame) and he was behind scorting them safely out of the USA after 911 (and at least one of them it was fond out later had actively supplied cash to one of the attackers). But we should stick more to our principals and not to the crude oil slicks left behind by lowly politicians (politicians and (corrupt) leaders are, after all, among the lowest forms of human life).


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