OMG George has lost his mind completely. When are you getting your new head gear George.
THAT made me laugh for an hour!
Where there is a Lebanese, there is Najjar.
all the latest articles and jokes concerning George Clooney are lame and so “cliché”!
i bet that his Lebanese-British fiancee don’t really care about Lebanon and for sure she’s not even close of being Lebanese in her life style and culture
most of the international news website didn’t even mention her nationality but in Lebanon they all went crazy cuz she’s half Lebanese! who cares! grow up!
She’s not half Lebanese …. Both parents are Lebanese.
Not true. She’s passionate about Lebanon and has real family whom she visits frequently every year. Don’t be jealous. Of course most western media don’t want to mention her origins cause she’s anti Israel. Anyways kifek inti sallmili 3al mama…
Gosh, I don’t know where you people are from. So mean and paranoid.
It’s called sense of humor. Chillax Yara, ma badda hal 2ad
She still lives in lebanon
She’s not half Lebanese. She’s 100% Lebanese with a British passport you uneducated moron.
طول بالك أبو كلوني, لا تتهور عمو ..
I heard they want to remake “Lawrence of Arabia” with him in the lead role…
Oh well, it will take the heat of Shakira for a while.
@ yara s.
before throwing comments try to make some research…
Amal was born in Lebanon , and both parents are Lebanese and still live In Lebanon.
Now if you’re such a frustrated person go watch some amercian movies where they spend billions of $ to show the word their supremacy in wars , and give the lebanese at least the right to find some joy in snatching some funny comments out of this glamour and unusual situation… excuse me, but it’s definitely you who should grow up!…
Very cute! Good news is wonderful amidst all the misery in our region and the world. A cup of Najjar java with this picture seems even more delicious!
You people know this is a joke right????? Pan Arabia’s tagline is: “the world’s only 7-star SATIRICAL news source”… Read the rest of their articles and you’ll know, it’s similar to The Onion.
Otherwise, this is hilarious! Whoever thinks it’s anything but funny is obviously taking life too seriously.
We need a cookie here for the captain
What a big fuss. Leave the guy alone. It’s his life
I bet he’ll soon switch to mate :p
I like the idea of cloony advertising Najjar coffee why not i drink every morning Najjar coffee and find it as good if not tastier than nespresso ..
But can Najjard afford to pay him ?? Unless he does it gratis for the eyes of his lucky sweetheart….
Karim – you dickhead!
Najjar sounds like some serious disease of the testicles.
I went to the doctor the other day with a pain in my groin and he said I had a very swollen pair of Najjars! You are right it does sound like a testicular problem!!!
Human rights is what Doctors without borders do it would include love and comapassion – to the extent there is any hate it is no longer human rights it is only nepotisem.
Yep this is love my friends when you loose your mind and everything else
Wow! The old Arab – Western conflict kicks off again, u do get some right twits at times. It’s just a bit of funnnnn?
This is no love story, it is a political contract. He wants to make more movies about the Middle East and she will help sh can get him to places wher if he goes by himself he will get beheaded. She wants to talk Hate Israel and he can give her a huge stage with many fans of his. That is what we have here. NO big love story, George can only love himself and the movies.
to the morons who take this site literally……………..go back to being just zombies………..
Qui dit cafè……pense Cloony, I guess
Wait till he gets into a car with her and finds she has one arm out the window waving at people, the other adjusting the stereo volume up, smoking a Marlboro with a mobile in each ear shouting Yella lets drift! while going sidewise round a roundabout.
Talking about George Clooney, is he visiting South Sudan anytime soon
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