“I just don’t get all the fuss,” Janesh Howitzer, 32, told reporters. “You know, all these people taking photos of their new facial hair and posting them online and falling about in hysterics, it’s weird.”
Howitzer claims to have had his own luxuriant moustache for almost 20 years.
“And not once in that time have I ever thought to put a picture of it online with a caption along the lines of ‘OMG, Look at me! LOLZ’,” he added. “And, to be honest, it’s far more impressive any of the feeble soup strainers I’ve seen so far.”