Iranians Hoping Any New Sanctions Start After Amazon Delivery Arrives

With the US government mulling restoring key sanctions against Iran in the wake of the recent protests, Iranians have come together to request that any action comes into effect after they’ve received their Amazon deliveries.

“I just used the vouchers I got for Christmas to order the Game of Thrones box set, and I’d be massively fucked off if these new sanctions start before it got here,” said Amir Haddaway, 23. “I knew I should have gone for Prime.”