Iranians rejoice at being able to see how fat old school friends have become without using VPN

TEHRAN: Millions of Iranians were last night in celebration at the news that they could finally peruse photos of their now slightly more overweight former classmates without having to go through the complications of establishing a Virtual Private Network.

With reports of Facebook and Twitter being unblocked across the Iran, almost a third of the population are now believed to have gone online to see just how much weight their old school friends had put on while also noting factors such as hair loss and ability to procreate.

“Honestly, I’ve been waiting for years for this,” said Tehran resident Mohsen Rizla, 27. “I was worried that it wouldn’t be worth the build up, but man, have you see what Ramin looks like now!? He’s definitely pulled the life jacket.”

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