Israel slams Kardashian’s two-state solution

Following on from the announcement that Kim Kardashian is set to return to Dubai to help map out plans for “Kim’s TSS”, her two-state solution for Israel and Palestine, Israel leaders have slammed the bootylicious socialite’s proposals.

“While we appreciate all efforts from the curvaceous reality star to help bring peace to the region, her plans enforce concessions we are unable to accept,” Benjamin Netanyahu told reporters, adding that he couldn’t endorse a freeze on the building of illegal Israeli settlements in the West Bank, which is believed to be part of Kardashian’s roadmap.

In response to the response, glossy magazine favourite Kim took to her Twitter account to respond, tweeting a simple “:(” emoticon to her forty billion followers.

Kardashian is rumoured to be in talks to replace Tony Blair as the special envoy for the Quartet on the Middle East.

“With her sultry physique and huge international influence, Kim is a far better alternative to Blair, who couldn’t direct a turd down a toilet,” one insider told The Pan-Arabia Enquirer.