Israeli Defence Forces to Commemorate International Holocaust Memorial Day by Locking Up Record Number of Palestinian Children

The Israeli Defence Forces this morning revealed that they would commemorate International Holocaust Memorial Day by arresting and locking up a record number of Palestinian children.

“This is obviously a hugely important date on our calendar, a day to reflect on one of history’s darkest moments, so we can’t think of a better way to honour the occasion than by interning as many Palestinian kids in violation of the Geneva Convention as possible,” said an IDF spokesperson.