Katie Price to sue Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan

AMMAN: British Glamour model and renowned children’s author Katie Price yesterday issued a warning to government officials in Amman over the name ‘Jordan’, claiming that her celebrity profile was now enough to secure its full global trademark.

“I can’t believe that them Jordanese folk have been using my name for so long,” the disgusted model told reporters yesterday at the launch of her own range of charcoal, or weapons-grade plutonium or something, before going on to describe the time when she first found out.

“I hadn’t not never heard of it before, then one of my nan’s friends said she was going to Jordan on holiday and I knew she wasn’t talking about me.”

Katie Price’s solicitors, Bed, Knobs & Broomsticks, are claiming that, with 185 autobiographies and 65 reality TV shows already under her belt, the model has a far greater international connection to the name ‘Jordan’ than the country of Jordan, which has so far only been the setting for Lawrence of Arabia and a few rubbisher films.

“We strongly feel that Jordan is using the fame and enormous goodwill of Jordan’s name to attract people to its country,” they said in a statement, adding that they were calling for “damages of $1 billion or an immediate cessation of the name ‘Jordan’ by King Abdullah and his fellow countrymen”.

253 Responses to Katie Price to sue Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan

  1. D May 13, 2012 at 9:04 am

    loooooooooooool , is this how stupid British people are ???? HaHAHA is she gonna sue also Jordan River ??? pathetic ignorant people I thought only Americans were like that !!!!!

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    • SJM May 13, 2012 at 11:28 am

      And you think some dumb glamour model represents the whole of Britain?
      “Pathetic and ignorant” doesn’t even begin to describe you.

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      • Suzan from Jordan May 13, 2012 at 12:29 pm

        with all respect to Britain and its people, the model whom i have never heard of is the only dumb one here!!!

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    • Isabelle May 13, 2012 at 1:32 pm

      Ummm, i think youll find thats its all you who fell for this that are infact ‘stupid’! Although i dont like Katie Price, this is clearly not a real story. She may not be the brightest spark but if you believe this story then the joke is on you!
      Ps, the negative comments about British people are racist. Im sure you wouldnt like British people to group all people from your counrty under one group. She is just a glamour model who has made a lot of money, she is NOT the voice of the entire country!!

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      • Meh May 13, 2012 at 5:38 pm

        I’m British. Thanks for sticking up for British people, but we are not a ‘race’. kthxbye!

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        • DarthDaver May 17, 2012 at 5:21 pm

          Erm… Yes we are. Cretin.

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          • Charles May 18, 2012 at 8:19 am

            Seriously? What kind of ‘cretin’ believes that British is a race??? Britain is country! Apart from the fact that biologically & genetically race doesn’t exist (apart from the human race), the idea that your nationality determines what race you are classified in s ridiculous. Borders change. When they change, does your race change?

      • Bassam twal from Jordan May 13, 2012 at 9:55 pm

        I do agree with you Isabelle, this wa sunfaire and uneducated comment.

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      • omar sartawi May 15, 2012 at 6:25 am

        100 %

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      • Mabulhuda May 15, 2012 at 10:46 am

        100% true :)

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    • Justme May 13, 2012 at 1:43 pm

      D, you are a very typical dumb ass buffoon. With all respect to Jordan and it’s people, it’s just a small relatively poor country. The US and Britain did not get to where they are because their people are dumb and ignorant buffoons like you.

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      • Yanal May 13, 2012 at 5:54 pm

        it may be small , but the events that are going on world wide make it renowned. its cultural heritage has the city of Petra ranked one of the new 7 world wonders. HM king Abdullah has made a huge effort in solving the palestinian-israeli conflict , as well as putting Jordan on the map. it has the word’s lowest point ( the dead sea). If you do as much as read the newspaper, the bible , or just turn on the news on your TV , it’s inevitable for you to hear about jordan. If size mattered , the elephant would be the king of the Jungle.

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        • Milad May 13, 2012 at 10:40 pm

          Yanal your response is amazing, I’m not even Jordanian but I’m proud of you!

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        • Mohammed May 14, 2012 at 9:19 am

          Great Response Yanal

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        • gav May 18, 2012 at 10:14 am

          elephants dont live in jungles, neither do lions by the way. I belong to the English race and i hope that our ‘Princess’ Jordan gets her zillion £££ – its disgusting that a country can take her name after all the hard work she has done to put her on the world map as a top celebrity.

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          • Olyphant September 21, 2014 at 1:42 pm

            Asian elephants do live in or around Jungles..

        • Bulbuleh May 23, 2012 at 12:19 pm

          Yanal, I am a Jordanian and i am very proud of your response… couldn’t have said it better!

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      • Anonymous April 11, 2013 at 11:29 am

        Congratulations!! Not only are you the last person on the planet that actively uses the word buffoon, but also you used it twice!! Now this buffoon deserves a prize!!!

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    • Maysa' Khadra May 13, 2012 at 8:52 pm

      Stupid, Ignorant and Pathetic if true

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      • Giles May 17, 2012 at 11:06 pm

        Good job it isn’t then. This site is a spoof. Welcome to British humour…

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    • jordanese May 13, 2012 at 9:27 pm

      1st: this is a satire.
      2nd: I am “Jordanese” and just to point out the irony here of this comment and others:
      The UK gave Jordan its independence in 1946 ending the British Mandate.
      Brits brought Faraday, Shakespeare and Churchill to the world, along with Katie. Jordan, a former British colony brought.. well, nothing special except a few entrepreneurs that were blessed to have Western (e.g. British) education.
      Americans being dumb is just another stereotype that can be proven wrong by tens of years of innovation and, obviously, ruling the world.

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    • Jordan Lover! May 13, 2012 at 10:03 pm

      THIS IS A JOKE!!!!
      Launched in November 2010, The Pan-Arabia Enquirer is the Middle East’s premier source of satirical news, peeling away the serious layers of the region to find the crispy golden chuckles in the centre. ***********This means that it’s ENTIRELY MADE UP and not intended************, in any way whatsoever, to be taken as factual. So, please don’t take offence to anything we write, alright, because it’s just not worth it.

      If you want to get in touch, either with story ideas, grammatically questionable insults or simply a nice cake, email us at panarabiaenquirer@gmail.com

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      • raymondm May 19, 2012 at 5:54 am

        If people aren’t offended, you’re not doing your job.

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    • Bobby Ball May 14, 2012 at 6:05 am

      Dear “D”

      Do you perchance have a brain the size of a pea?

      IT’S A JOKE YOU MUPPET!

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    • Britboy May 14, 2012 at 8:09 am

      It’s a joke. This is not a real article. Who’s stupid now? STUPID!

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    • Matt May 17, 2012 at 2:51 pm

      You do know this is a spoof right? Of course you do, nobody could be so ridiculously stupid to think this was real…. surely?

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    • James Unsworth May 17, 2012 at 4:44 pm

      LOOOOOL, Look up satire in the dictionary then tell me who’s pathetic and ignorant.

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    • Alfie May 17, 2012 at 5:04 pm

      It’s the most obvious spoof I have ever read. Who’s the ignorant pathetic one now, D???

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    • t May 18, 2012 at 8:02 am

      this article is a satire…so it is a joke…and everybody can be happy again. Have a great day everyone :)

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    • kei May 18, 2012 at 11:14 am

      this is a spoof, dear. My, my, my… how can people actually believe this is not meant as humour? But then, i recall that in 1938, certain parts of the USA believed War of the Worlds, an Alien invasion radio dramatisation directed by Orson Welles, was a true news report…

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    • balto May 18, 2012 at 10:06 pm

      lol :) not only Americans dude..

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  2. Fuad May 13, 2012 at 9:11 am

    Pathetic !! LOOL

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  3. Zain May 13, 2012 at 9:22 am

    Katie Price should get an education before she starts suing anyone. The name Jordan is older than her whole ancestry and is mentioned in the bible, not to mention the fact that the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan has existed well over 40 years prior to her birth! As a Jordanian I find this article not only insulting but a piss take!

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    • Aisha May 13, 2012 at 2:44 pm

      couldn’t agree more

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    • Chuffy May 17, 2012 at 4:54 pm

      Whoah! Zain, you’ve got mad comprehension skillz, matey. Now why don’t you use them to solve the Middle East problems.

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      • Lsydney May 20, 2012 at 12:25 am

        Nah chuffy we like to leave that to you oh so smart Brits, it’s way too much for us so stupid Arabs, I mean without the Brits how the hell would we ever have enjoyed the delights of the spice girls, Camilla Parker bowls and russel Brandt?

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  4. johnny May 13, 2012 at 9:23 am

    How about you come to Jordan Miss Jordan and i teach you all about it????

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  5. johnny May 13, 2012 at 9:24 am

    Would you feel better if we changed the countrys name to Katie?

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  6. johnny May 13, 2012 at 9:26 am

    Too busy with the Geography of your b**bs…

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  7. Samira May 13, 2012 at 9:30 am

    Dear Katie,

    Well the country Jordan does exist before you born,
    so you are the one who is using the fame and enormous goodwill of Jordan’s name, therefore our country Jordan should call for “damages of $1 billion or an immediate cessation of the name ‘Jordan’ by you.

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  8. johnny May 13, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Sue me please!!!!!

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  9. Sham May 13, 2012 at 9:50 am

    Dear me…. you Jordanians not know what satire means?

    Hardly a surprise you’re regarded as the most humourless nation in the Middle East.

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    • athier May 13, 2012 at 1:45 pm

      the author of this article is a genius… and so is katie price in her own ridiculous way! very true about the lack of sense of humour in jordan.. how can they take this seriously?

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    • Jordanese May 13, 2012 at 2:31 pm

      HAHA .. So true! I’m Jordanese and I couldn’t stop laughing when I read the piece.

      Actually, I think I momentarily stopped laughing when I started reading the comments, then I started laughing again .. this time at the commentators.

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      • Wolfe May 13, 2012 at 6:58 pm

        Ha! Totally agree with you there, Jordanese. It’s a sad state of affairs when people just go for a knee-jerk reaction. Just browsing the front page of the site is enough to make you realise the what kind of site this is, if you somehow missed it when reading the article.

        Still, I wonder how many similar comments you’ll find on the Onion. Arab humour indeed! Hala 3ammi!

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        • IHuang July 30, 2013 at 2:53 am

          At Wolfe, there are plenty of comments like this on “The Onion”. Maybe not this much, but there are.

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  10. Anonymous May 13, 2012 at 9:53 am

    This is sick! She should get some help! Get educated first!

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  11. S May 13, 2012 at 9:54 am

    B*tch Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! SHUT UP DIV!

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  12. Marwan May 13, 2012 at 10:03 am

    Sue us please.

    We’ll be getting free PR, and probably raise tourism by a good percentage.

    Plus, why do I feel this being a PR stunt by Jordan’s gov’t officials for awareness purposes…

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    • MS May 16, 2012 at 1:00 pm

      LOL, Marwan! Wish our government had the wits to actually come up with PR stunts linke this.
      And “Sueing Katie Price for a billion $” would actually help with the state deficit…
      Too bad it’s not an option :-)

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  13. Nigel May 13, 2012 at 10:03 am

    Dear All,
    I don’t know what’s funnier, the article or the letters reacting to it!?
    For those that didn’t get it, it’s a joke!!!!! It’s a joke about how she is and nothing about (HK of) Jordan.
    Amazing how some people are so easily triggered & don’t read into what is being said! Do you not think she would be laughed at (even more) if this was true!?
    I love the country & the people so would be writing something different if it was a genuine article.

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    • Random guy May 14, 2012 at 7:03 am

      Nigel … repost ur comment again , people needs to read it again and again to understand that was all a joke :)

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  14. Ahmed May 13, 2012 at 10:04 am

    OMG, i should have called my daughter USA, and help her to be a p*rn star, then sue USA; am a billionaire!

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    • Faga3t Di7ik!!!! May 16, 2012 at 6:02 pm

      looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
      good one bro…

      habal yhbilko fadha7toona…

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  15. Sham May 13, 2012 at 10:08 am

    @ Marwan

    It’s not a stunt…. it’s a f***ing joke. It’s not real. It’s SATIRE.

    Is it so hard to understand?

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    • Marwan May 13, 2012 at 10:42 am

      Play along Mr. Satire!

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  16. SSSS May 13, 2012 at 10:12 am

    Wow, is everyone really outraged? Please read the ‘SATIRE’ header. Good lord. Or the Pan-Arabia Enquirer motto: “The Finest Source of Made Up News from the Middle East”

    God, you people are naive.

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  17. hala May 13, 2012 at 10:15 am

    looooooooool.. lmao :D

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  18. Hehe May 13, 2012 at 10:23 am

    Some people are stupid & they love to show that….!!!

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  19. Geo May 13, 2012 at 10:26 am

    Nigel….Brits would have treated a vice versa case differently, so stop bragging and say something proper in return.

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  20. Hamdan May 13, 2012 at 10:27 am

    you should sue the one gave u that makeup

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  21. Daniya May 13, 2012 at 11:14 am

    HAHAHAHA she’s not just stupid and IGNORANT as well OMG LOOOOOOOOL Screw her!

    Long Live our beloved country JORDAN <3

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  22. Laith May 13, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Thats Sad and Sarcastic , She’s a Dump Girl thats it, not even worth talking about.
    and i can see she’s using Jordan’s name here to get people to talk about how stupid she is, and get more popular…

    Jordan shall Sue u, coz your not worthy to hold the name Jordan…

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  23. Sama S. May 13, 2012 at 11:31 am

    Because any goverment would agree to take away the name of a country that’s mentioned in the BIBLE and give it to some English hoe

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  24. blocky May 13, 2012 at 11:51 am

    Folks, I think you all need to calm down. It’s clearly not a real article.

    Salaam!

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  25. Anonymous May 13, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    God Katie King

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  26. Rob Stevens May 13, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    Such a PR stunt, she cannot sue a country for a name that they had even before her parents were born! #stupid.

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  27. Anonymous May 13, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    pple. this is a joke. its not real. i can’t believe something so stupid, makes all of you mad.

    first of all, for someone british, the quotes in this article, sure have a lot of grammer mistakes, and she wouldn’t talk like that.

    second of all, her name???? where in her name does it say jordan????

    listen learned? don’t believe everything u read, i mean where was this published, in a virtual magazine that has houmous in its title. pleaseeee!!!!!!!!!!!

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  28. Bush May 13, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    Hahahahahahah…..what an ignorant stupid girl she is…….i can’t stop laughing on the stupidity of such people yes for sure we will change the name of our beloved kingdom to suit your crazy request……go get a life for god sakes :) with love to all Jordanians…….

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  29. Mahmoud May 13, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, is there any mountain in jordan named after your fake “B***S” hahaha I’m sure Nebo and Webdeh are… Damn stupid arrogant British

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    • aa May 16, 2012 at 10:19 am

      not sure what is funnier the obviously fake news website or the comments of people who don’t understand its satire…

      sense of humor failure in the ME … never… :)

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  30. Mihran Kizirian May 13, 2012 at 12:50 pm

    Utterly dumb .

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  31. Rania May 13, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    As the previous commentators said this is a “satirical” piece, the news is fabricated and the whole article is a joke. As if there is a law firm named “Bed, Knobs & Broomsticks.” Plus how could anyone have 185 autobiographies and 65 reality shows? They got you good believers!

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  32. Yanal Khasawneh May 13, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Dear Katie,

    Kiss my white Jordanian A** !!

    Thank You
    DumbA**

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    • Justme May 13, 2012 at 5:13 pm

      Using these statements, you must have grown up in the US. Not all asses in Jordan are white. Some are a bit darker. Not a bad thing.

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      • Anonymous May 14, 2012 at 8:56 am

        haha (Y)

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  33. Sara May 13, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    This has GOT to be a joke.
    This utterly ridiculous.
    Is this chick on something? It’s hilarious.
    By the way; an Anonymous commenter said that there is no Jordan in her name,actually… she previously used to be known under the pseudonym Jordan.
    I refuse to judge the British based on this idiot. If this is true, which is what I am worried about.. this lady has got some issues thinking she is of any greater importance than Jordan. This isn’t just because I’m a Jordanian, but she’s just not right in the head.

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  34. WezweZ May 13, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    LOOOOOOOL .. one hell of a satirical piece!! XD XD .. Kudos to the author for such a brilliant idea, they’re going to get a massive amount of traffic for that move .. along with a lot of hatred that is :P

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  35. FM May 13, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    Very stupid idea.. she can easily make more money in tips working as a waitress in Jordan :) never heard her name before.. lol

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  36. This is by far the MOST stupid person i read about ! looooool

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  37. Fuheis, Jordan May 13, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    My God! It’s just a joke! why are you guys insulting the lady & Britons… you sure have no sense of humor :)

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  38. Isabelle May 13, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    Ummm, i think youll find thats its all you who fell for this that are infact ‘stupid’! Although i dont like Katie Price, this is clearly not a real story. She may not be the brightest spark but if you believe this story then the joke is on you!
    Ps, the negative comments about British people are racist. Im sure you wouldnt like British people to group all people from your counrty under one group. She is just a glamour model who has made a lot of money, she is NOT the voice of the entire country!!

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  39. ben May 13, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    its a satirical piece?

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  40. hd May 13, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    I hope Katie Price go ahead with the law suite against Jordan Using the name Jordan…..Thanks in advance for the great Publicity Katie, we love you ya Garaba, and I think you will do better advertising than what we are doing :DD (get ready to become our next Prime Minister too)

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  41. Jor May 13, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    What’s that retard problem?? She wana sue who!!let her just be in soho n die there

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  42. Ashi May 13, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    how about Michael Jordan sues you?

    If you google “Jordan” and click on images, all you get is Michael Jordan and a couple of pics of the country Jordan, non of you pretty ass.

    hahahaha @Johnny you made my day

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  43. Ashi May 13, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    how about Michael Jordan sues you?
    If you google “Jordan” and click on images, all you get is Michael Jordan and a couple of pics of the country Jordan, non of your pretty a**.
    hahahaha @Johnny you made my day

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  44. 6izi May 13, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    Jordanese!!!!! LMAO!!!! Jordanese!!!! And she wrote novels!! Perhaps she should read more than write. I do also recommend some English classes and I think some history would make her understand what she’s doing

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  45. JORDAN exist before u were a sperm in ur dad's pennis May 13, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    hahahahaha she actually made me laugh my ass out

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  46. Nizar May 13, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    No we actually called it Jordan after Michael, you know Jordan.

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  47. mohammed-jordan May 13, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    hahaha…thats funny shit!!!!!!she never heared of Jordan,well,so bad i didnt hear of those b**bs before too….i will start hearing all about you miss price-less :-)

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  48. Zain May 13, 2012 at 2:31 pm

    made me LOL.

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  49. Muhannad May 13, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    Hahahaha Thank God that Michael Jordan knows a couple of things about Geography, or the country would have Gone bankrupt!

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  50. Tareq_Jordanian citizen May 13, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    Hahahahahahaha.. You must be kidding !!! lol

    now, an entire KINGDOM, that exists since 1921,66 years before that model was even born…would actually name itself after her name. just to use the fame and enormous goodwill of her name to attract people to the country ???

    really .. with all do respect to human kind.. you’re the most stupid, arrogant, dump human i’ve ever had the chance to know !!

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  51. Moosa May 13, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    To be fair…

    She does bare more cultural significance than the country, I mean what do they have there other than Petra ? And that has nothing to do with bieng Jordanian really.

    At least Katie has offerings to the world….:) .

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  52. Nad May 13, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    LMAO (cough) sick people!

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  53. Mick May 13, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    Really people ,come on,you actually thought that this was a serious piece of journalism? did you actually read it,or just do the standard ‘Arab’ thing of ‘my friend says it’s true, so it must be’?
    Thick as she is,she is not as stupid as you gullible fools that believed it. WAKE UP!!

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  54. dood May 13, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    Hahahah she should also sue Jesus for being baptized in the Jordan River.. She is definitely an ignorate person… Come on guys, who doesnt know Jordan here? Its like the most beautiful country in the world, ive been to all, Pertra (one of the seven wonders), Dead Sea (OMG beautiful), Jerash ( The Most preserved Roman city in the world, after Rome)
    who ever didnt visit Jordan is alsp ignorate, it is a country to visit for all people

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  55. -JORDANIAN- May 13, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    we have an army of 160 thousand man , what you got lady?

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  56. Robert May 13, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    This is obviously a joke, come on. 185 autobiographies? Isn’t that ridiculous enough for most people to realize that Katie Price is not the stupid one in this article, but you are for believing this?

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    • Sheikh me gently August 30, 2013 at 7:04 am

      True, 2 are not autobiographies

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  57. Karim From "Jordan" the country lol May 13, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    Did anyone notice this is the Entertainment section with fake funny stories?? or are you all DUMB!!! did u see the other articles such as SEX AND THE CITY WILL BE SET IN GAZA!!!!! :S bas bidna 7afleh nurgos 3aleha :S

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  58. Maz May 13, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    Michael Jordan should have used our country too…

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  59. Amer May 13, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Well, it seems that her plastic surgeon implanted her brains also with selecon!! this is one dump hoe..

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  60. wa7da 3arabia May 13, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Hilarious, her brain is about the size of a sunflower seed

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  61. Farah H May 13, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    Unless she’s 66 years old, the Hashemite Kingdom existed and was registered as a country before.

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  62. Farah H May 13, 2012 at 5:14 pm

    Unless she’s 66 years old, the Hashemite Kingdom existed and was registered as a country before her.

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    • Unknown May 13, 2012 at 8:43 pm

      Hahahaha farah good one.

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  63. Jordanian Common Sense May 13, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    The whole story is bullshit, it doesnt even make any sense, the use of language is very poor and vague. And if it were true, good luck with that law suit, i can hardly see your lawyers coming up with an opening speech without the jury mistaking them for comedians.

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    • Sheikh me gently August 30, 2013 at 7:10 am

      Darling, Broomstick and Knob (before the days of Bed) were actually instrumental in the 1968 lawsuit against Ceylon (they successfully represented Tetley’s of Great Britain – god save the Empire) forcing the country to change its name to Sri Lanka. I would not take this lightly!

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  64. Jordan First May 13, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    hahahhahaha…….funny as hell. she is the stupidest person ever that could live on this plant. hahaha… i cant stop laughing. she just made my day

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  65. Jordan First May 13, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    planet*

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  66. why May 13, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    why all the hate were all humans. im from jordan and my bro lives in england you dont see us fighting stop this shit nd learn to live with each other

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  67. Katie Price May 13, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    I’m taking names and passing them onto my lawyers. I’m not just going to sue the country now, I’m going to sue all you lot too.

    Love and kisses,

    Katie.

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    • Sameer R. Akel May 14, 2012 at 7:02 am

      My name is Sameer R. Akel.

      Please include my name too :) Can’t you see I am shaking!!!!

      And please sue me for calling you dump and stupid.

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  68. N. Barakat May 13, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    This woman is so stupid, how can she possibly write children’s books?

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    • Turkey May 17, 2012 at 8:32 pm

      …er actually she can’t, kinda all part of the joke.

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  69. Donjord1 May 13, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    With the broken English report I really wonder if she is Brit in the first place,secondly Jordan was a British colony and the name Jordan in English came from UK so she better sue the British Govt. for using her name 200 years is that “if she was born at that time”.
    So this woman and her ignorant lawyers better keep their mouth SHUT.

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    • Sheikh me gently August 30, 2013 at 7:14 am

      Maybe the reporter is Jordanian?

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  70. Grammar Nazi Officer May 13, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    its not Jordanese , its Jordanian.

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  71. Jawjaw May 13, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    seriously !!

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  72. Unknown May 13, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    Katie price youre just a f***ing model who the hell do you think you are and you want to sue Jordan? Go check your status before you strive for attention. What a classic bitch/diva. I myself love the UK but some of the users who left comments better respect Jordan. Its considered the safest country in the world and the security their is indescribable. So please respect yourselves without bad mouthing about Jordan.

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  73. abuzaid May 13, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    hahahahaha sick people ,Jordan 4 ever :P

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  74. Farah May 13, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    I guess satire is lost on most Jordanians.

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    • Turkey May 17, 2012 at 8:30 pm

      Perhaps it’s a language thing…

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  75. Khalil May 13, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    This model is an imbecile, jordan is country not a person’s name and has been there before she was born , besides in USA their is many names of places called jordan, even family names or famous people like michael jordan who far more famous than this idiot model. If this model is so self centered and illeterate to know the country jordan then i rest my case.

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  76. HRH King Abdulla May 13, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    Chill out my dear Joradanese people.

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  77. Diala May 13, 2012 at 10:54 pm

    Dear commenters – Please read:
    http://www.panarabiaenquirer.com/about/

    Launched in November 2010, The Pan-Arabia Enquirer is the Middle East’s premier source of satirical news, peeling away the serious layers of the region to find the crispy golden chuckles in the centre. This means that it’s ENTIRELY MADE UP and not intended, in any way whatsoever, to be taken as factual. So, please don’t take offence to anything we write, alright, because it’s just not worth it.

    If you want to get in touch, either with story ideas, grammatically questionable insults or simply a nice cake, email us at panarabiaenquirer@gmail.com

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  78. Anon May 14, 2012 at 12:03 am

    Oh Katie Katie Katie… You are so going to busted once you step that filthy legs of yours to Amman but let me tell you a couple of things before attempting to sue a country ok

    1) Try to cover yourself properly once landing from the plane because your boobs are much bigger that the plane’s engine itself.

    2) Try to learn some Geography for once? I mean it won’t hurt you that bad if you did.

    3) If you’re doing it as a publicity stunt and get famous, believe me you’re doing a lousy job at it so it’s sad and funny at the same time.

    You should taste Mansaf with your OWN HANDS and act like a true civilized woman because hunny believe me Arab woman have some dignity more than you and they are heard and are responsible for their actions and MARRY ONLY ONE MAN… Not like you. Don’t forget your story with Peter Andree and what you did to him so you can get money from the Media. So, stop being greedy and think before you act for a change and last but not least GO TO HELL ;)

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  79. Rafaello Australia May 14, 2012 at 1:16 am

    What the hell ios going on guys!!!
    come on its silly it doesn’t really need u to insult the lady neither to insult British just being from England thats not fair and over that Jotrdan hasd existed not only 4o years before she was born its actaully existed alongised with Jesus and even with prophets before Jesus peace be upon him,
    so take it easy guys and please let your comments be civilised as you are reflecting our beloved Jordan’s picture :))

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  80. hugh May 14, 2012 at 3:07 am

    Hey guys,

    Nice work with the Katie Price prank…

    unfortunately, a lot of us Jordanians have been brought up by a very rough culture and traditions, and due to all the stress that has been existing in that region for the past 2000 years, putting
    Jordan in the middle of it, required it to be developed with a tough culture and tradition in-order not to be sucked by the weaknesses of the regions around us… well, that Is our weakness!

    sorry you had to see such an ugly racist face… but not to worry, we’re harmless ;-)

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  81. Liam May 14, 2012 at 5:02 am

    And they just keep on biting…

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    • Turkey May 17, 2012 at 8:26 pm

      Hysterical right.

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  82. suzanne May 14, 2012 at 5:27 am

    wow, first time she hears of the country Jordan…it’s been long existing before she was born.

    Katie honey there’s nothing on this planet called “Jordanese” we are Jordanians.

    so what are you gonna do with the 1 billion? you already can help Jordan rise up economically with your fortune…

    just saying…

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    • Sham May 14, 2012 at 6:11 am

      Suzanne, honey, this is satire…. it’s been long existing before you were born.

      Just saying.

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  83. ironical May 14, 2012 at 5:38 am

    omg let’s hope Petra Ecclestone doesn’t read this article, it might give her ideas!

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  84. Alaa May 14, 2012 at 6:25 am

    I think Gaddafi Syndrome is affecting British People.

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  85. Raad From Jordan May 14, 2012 at 6:48 am

    What about River Jordan, Did you learn any religion , history or geography?
    Did you heard about King Hussein once?
    Did you knew who beat the Israelis in “Battle of Karameh – 1968″?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Karameh
    I Think someone like Katie should not even talk about Jordan, because she don’t know what is Jordan and who are Jordanians .
    Cover your body and please hush. ;)

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  86. ta3rees ! May 14, 2012 at 6:53 am

    dammit Britannia ! and i thought you where deferent than America :/
    and don’t be butt hurt mates , this dump girl shows how bad you are now days :D

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  87. to the British May 14, 2012 at 7:10 am

    on behalf of all the stupid “Jordanese” comments in here, I apologize for the stupid things they said. now you see what some other “Jordanese” have to go through . lool

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  88. Sham May 14, 2012 at 7:32 am

    Honestly, will it take Omar Abdullat to sing “this story is a joke” to a packed Jerash South Theatre for Jordanians to actually work out this is NOT A SERIOUS STORY?????

    Actually, it might…………

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  89. Jordan May 14, 2012 at 8:05 am

    I am Jordan, and so is my wife.

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  90. HAZEM May 14, 2012 at 8:44 am

    I dont understnd why all these attacks against somebody(I dont want to mention names) who try
    to intruduce smething, even if there are some
    grameratical mistakes, that means she try to do
    something in her life. Instead to encourage here
    to proceed and gives better than she started,give her a chance to grow with new writtings. To humilate people is out off manneres. If any body
    want to comment , just ask himself (can I auther
    or write as the others )please keep calm and think
    in your mind not in your heart and then get the result if u r capable or not. Please respect the other mind . We jordainians people proud of our
    country and our ohnor in our name which keep our
    head always raise up.
    So be always a humman been and respect the others
    tobe respected.

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    • Anon May 27, 2012 at 2:20 pm

      Hazem – the amount of litter Jordanians throw out of their car window or dump in the countryside after a picnic, doesn’t seem to be in keeping with this pride in their country you’re going on about. Such a beautiful country spoilt by ignorant people who litter. The plastic bag is Jordan’s national flower.

      Khalas, a debate for another time. Back to Jordan’s assets…

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  91. H May 14, 2012 at 9:17 am

    Can’t believe some people take this shit seriously!! It’s a joke you muppets!!

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  92. Gregg May 14, 2012 at 10:23 am

    The article was hilarious….the comments? Sad..very, very sad.

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  93. Jordanian May 14, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    This article is offensive but somehow funny.

    If she pays our country’s Debt (plus some extras) I have no issue her having the name, but she is suing us and we should pay…!!! Should we change our country name but what will we choose?
    Ok I know Urdon which is Jordan so we are back to the same dilemma, how about renting her the name!!! and she should close our country’s Debt.
    (Excluding the river Jordan which needs a treaty by itself :) ), How about we rent the name to who ever pays also Petra, Philadelphia..etc be aware US Philadelphia and the Philadelphia brand we are suing you for the name also Jordan city get inline for a low suet… ;) P.S. somewhere there is a street called Amman!

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  94. OJ May 14, 2012 at 12:55 pm

    Oh dear God, how stupid can people get? couldn’t she simply look up just when exactly The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan was named as such? Maybe the country should sue her for being named as jordan XD stupid,ignorent people…

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    • Sham May 14, 2012 at 1:20 pm

      “Oh dear God, how stupid can people get?”

      Clearly stupid enough to express outrage at an obviously joke article on a satirical website…..

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  95. Joey May 14, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    I bet katie is right because her b**bs remind me of Jordan’s national dish called mansaff !!

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  96. bellaev May 14, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    i am here to answer the guy who is bragging about british who brought the world shakespear and newton and so on i would like to add to his or her education that british also brought on the misery and catastrophe of palestine and south africa and india … i know it might be too much to brag about but things have to be mentioned and why the lack of humor we feel at english jokes … for they really are killers …

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  97. Haya May 14, 2012 at 6:31 pm

    Wow, I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

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    • Mabulhuda May 15, 2012 at 10:40 am

      please !! take me with you (*o*)…

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  98. Liam May 14, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    Once again, just how stupid can you people be? It’s obvious after reading the first sentence that this is NOT A REAL ARTICLE. Some of the irony on display here is mouth watering!

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  99. Anonymous May 15, 2012 at 3:37 am

    What an ignorant arrogant woman . I think all what she wants is publicity.

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  100. myt May 15, 2012 at 6:26 am

    don’t know how old are you to have the name before our country you are so…………..again

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  101. NS May 15, 2012 at 7:32 am

    I Think She’ll be in the government Next Year (MOP) Most Probably

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  102. yazan al-qudah -jordanian May 15, 2012 at 9:31 am

    hehehehehehe…
    funny…:P

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  103. Asaad Saad - Jordanian May 15, 2012 at 9:52 am

    Who are you girl?!
    You wants publicity.. try to find another way!
    lol

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  104. Naser Afghani from Jordan May 15, 2012 at 9:58 am

    I want to sue her for using my country name and pay damages of $1 billion ….
    hehehehe….so funny..;P

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  105. Naser Afghani from Jordan May 15, 2012 at 10:00 am

    please if there is another one called Petra I want to sue her as well….;P

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  106. moaad of jordan May 15, 2012 at 10:01 am

    ecxuse me, stupide model, but who are you to talk about my country in such way?
    please go back to history and you will find out that jordan is found even before your birth – or your grate grandparents birth, with all due respect to thier memory-.
    so stop talking , you won’t bring attraction to your books, products or anything else you want to bring fame to by making this proboganda

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  107. وردة تشرين May 15, 2012 at 10:15 am

    hehehe
    I support her

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  108. abdalla May 15, 2012 at 10:19 am

    lsn i am a Jordanian and i would like to told you that
    it is not our problem if u dont go to school and study history our country had this name even before ur country named i respect ur country and the people there but i hope the media show the level
    of education you have
    and it’s not your fault the people u work with fault coze they dont know that too
    i am so sorry for my weak English

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  109. Al-Tal May 15, 2012 at 10:20 am

    Jordan First <3

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  110. Mabulhuda May 15, 2012 at 10:38 am

    HAHAHAHAHA xD , btw who is she ?? Never heard of her… well!! that is life full of Idiots.

    hope she don’t sue Michel JORDAN TOO , she’ll be sayin he used my name as his last name just to be famous at zat game what ever zey call , the zing wiz ze big Orange fruit ….. hhahahaha

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  111. Talal May 15, 2012 at 11:09 am

    Oh my SIDES! “Jordanese”? I can’t catch my breath! Alright, and I thought the USA had the entire population of stupid people! This is the funniest article I’ve read about Jordan in YEARS.
    “We strongly feel that Jordan is using the fame and enormous goodwill of Jordan’s name to attract people to its country,”
    ^ Sorry, who was Katie Price again? And just for the record, there is a legendary basketball player called Michael Jordan! xD

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  112. AZIZ QATHEM GASEM NOMAN KHALIL RAWASHDEH May 15, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    Haha Jordanese? We are Jordanians from the country that existed before you would ever imagine. A country that Jesus, Mohamed, Moses, and many more passengers (peace be upon them all) lived in or visited thousands and thousands of years ago. You are now claiming the name? Who are you again? A model? I suggest you squat and kiss your ass…..

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    • Talal May 15, 2012 at 5:13 pm

      Dude, it’s satire! This news ain’t real. No human being is this retarded. Cheer up! :P

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    • Glubb Pasha May 16, 2012 at 5:57 am

      @ Mr Rawashdeh

      “We are Jordanians from the country that existed before you would ever imagine.”

      Or, to be more precise, an odd scrap of desert carved out by the French and Brits 90 years ago that achieved independence 60-odd years ago.

      Imagine…..

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  113. med night May 15, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    How old is she?! let see who stolen the name first?!!!! hehehehe I think she try to show her self International!! with my love & respect to you, you must proud to hold our country name and you welcome to visit Jordan any time and believe me you will never be sorry.

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  114. Anonymous May 15, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    stupid model

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  115. Zaid May 15, 2012 at 3:58 pm

    I’ve never heard something more stupid than that!!
    this girl is crazy!?

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  116. Dubai,,30 May 15, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    the thing m disspointing at ,, is because the first stupid comment Cursed the english and the amircan the most of comments later was only reciprocal insults between Jordanians and english ppl and never related to the main subject

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  117. michelle May 15, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    People, really?? You honestly think this article holds any merit? It’s a JOKE! There is no such solicitor as ‘Bed, Knobs and Broomsticks’ – that’s a Disney movie from 1971. Don’t believe everything you read!

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  118. Mahibill May 15, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    I thought you were all in Persia!! Say it aint so.

    I was told that they were going to call Jordan (the country) Jackson (after the famous black man Michael) but Michael Jordan paid more sponsor moneis so the country is now named after him. In fact if you visit Petra you can see a life size carving of Michael Jordan there.Honest.

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  119. EBEN ALJABAL May 15, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    السماح بالكتابة بحسب النطق الصوتي
    العربيةالإنجليزيةالإسبانية

    Son of the mountain / Jordan
    There is no doubt that the plaintiff is mentally disturbed in need of treatment and advise her to go to a Jordanian medical edifices for treatment clemency as is the late

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  120. Anonymous May 16, 2012 at 3:54 am

    why not? everybody is suing Jordan!! two sues for the price of one

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  121. Raed May 16, 2012 at 7:44 am

    Jordan the land of history of Jews passing over to Israel, Moses died here. Abraham our father lived here for a while. Jesus was baptized in the jordan river. jordan the land of Petra and Wadi rum. The true fact is the managers of this lady are riding on the country’s name to put her in the spotlight and it worked my friends.

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  122. paul splishsplosh May 16, 2012 at 7:46 am

    bluff, double bluff, triple cross??

    are these seemingly ignorant comments being posted to elicit comments from the ‘this is satire, dude’ smug-meisters.

    surely the cyber hacks at pan arabian wouldnt be so cynical.

    p.s. very funny site – maybe it is satire, but real at the same time?

    p.p.s. crab paste

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    • The Pan-Arabia Enquirer May 16, 2012 at 7:54 am

      We genuinely haven’t added a single comment of our own to this story. Well, until this one…

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      • Brenda T August 28, 2012 at 10:22 am

        Some of those making comments think it unfair to make fun of people who took this report seriously when they might not have “got” culturally specific references such as “Bed, Knobs & Broomsticks” used as the supposed name of Jordan’s solicitors. OK then – so how about allegedly having made the comments “launch of her own range of charcoal, or weapons-grade plutonium or something” .. erm did this non-culturally specific phrase not trigger some suspicion that this was a spoof?

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  123. Rami May 16, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    we dont have a sence of humor? you are not funny! this joke isn’t funny! actually it is the racist thing in this situation not the comments! However, she doesn’s speak for Britain. Britain are not silly as this, they are funny (unlike her). But this, it’s not funny, it’s insulting!

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  124. Mahibill May 16, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    Weren’t the Jordanairres the backing group to Elvis Presley? Maybe they should sue you as well?

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  125. Fares Kisar From Jordan May 16, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    if this is the case, then I think we should be talking about M. Jordan using our name for long time, ” he rich ” lol

    any way all respect for Brits, but she has no brain what so ever

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  126. jordan first May 16, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    Jordan is my its affairs before I came on the face of life Play Gbrha play my first hero Jordan

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  127. QAIS FROM ♥ JORDAN ♥ May 17, 2012 at 1:48 am

    This is crazy, Jordan used the name before 1921 A.D

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  128. Chris May 17, 2012 at 8:51 am

    The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, is the best country i ever visit…

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  129. L May 17, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Love Katie Price
    as for Jordan, to hell with Jordan country and people

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  130. Paul May 17, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    What a fantastic piece of satire but what is even funnier is the fact that so many people are overeacting AFTER all the comments about it being completely made up.

    I’ve just spen the last 20 mins laughing my a**e off at all these people that skipped over the fact that the whole site is a joke and ignored all the comments pointing this out.

    I think I’ll have to keep this site bookmarked from now on. Keep up the good work.

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  131. Sigh... May 17, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    Ok peeps this is a JOKE. Personally I love the humour, much as I love both Jordan and the UK. Get a grip people this is a satirical site, again I repeat, its a joke.

    However being reasonable and British I can see both sides and totally get how some people maybe be confused by the satire ;-)

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  132. Alfie May 17, 2012 at 5:10 pm

    …and before you ignorant people start flaming Katie/Jordan, I can promise you she doesn’t even know about this article. It.Is.A.Joke.
    What are you going to do, start burning blow-up dolls in the streets in protest?
    You need to get a life/purpose/girlfriend/laid and then maybe you will be slightly less trigger-happy.

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  133. محمد بن عبدالله بن عبد المطلب May 17, 2012 at 5:21 pm

    She stupid cow chested beetch, I is hate her very much!! How she not know that we are her since before even Moses?? She should die and rot in hell like all the other idiots from England – die English DIE!!! Me and my brother come sue you and Prince Charles!!

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  134. Ghettoculturale May 17, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    I can’t believe there’s people out there actually believing this story (which is, by the way, absolutely brilliant and well written). Must be some italian dumbass.

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  135. BobbyB May 17, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    Oh. My. God.

    Wake up people, it’s a funny.

    The spoof piece made me laugh.

    Many of the stupid, knee-jerk, racist comments make me want to puke.

    Is it now time to suggest that democratic government might benefit from a system where people have to pass a “not stupid” test before they can vote? People like this don’t deserve to have a role in determining their, or others’ future.

    And Katie Price? Nice rack!

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    • OnTheNail May 17, 2012 at 7:40 pm

      Finally someone got to the nub of the issue. Very nice rack indeed.

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  136. Turkey May 17, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    Silly old Jordan thinkin it all more important than our superstar Double D, now me go sue it’s neighbour, *gobble gobble*

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  137. Bara'a from Jordan May 17, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    LMFAO XD
    We will be homeless if she take the $1 billion…..
    I can’t stop laughing :D LOL

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  138. Jockkkk May 17, 2012 at 10:56 pm

    Ha ha you idiots thinking that’s real. “Bed Knobs and Broomsticks”? Ha ha

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  139. Balaban Poobay May 17, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    Lots & lots of positive references to Petra as globally renowned example supporting a case for Jordanian cultural primacy. but isn’t/wasn’t Petra just a dead dog that used to be on the BBC children’s program “Blue Peter”?
    I don’t understand the relevance.
    I don’t understand what’s going on here at all.

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  140. Miss Atire May 17, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Christ alive, the comments on here made me laugh so much i almost spilt my lapsang. Good to see satire is alive and well on the interweb.

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  141. anna May 18, 2012 at 12:37 am

    “I can’t believe that them Jordanese folk have been using my name for so long,” the disgusted model told reporters yesterday at the launch of her own range of charcoal, or weapons-grade plutonium…

    The satire clue is in there somewhere. Blink and you’ll miss it. It’s tiny. Bearly visible to the naked eye.

    (This is sarcasm by the way).

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    • Zaba May 18, 2012 at 7:09 am

      One skill at a time!

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  142. BobbyB May 18, 2012 at 2:00 am

    WTF?

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  143. m0j0 May 18, 2012 at 6:36 am

    Oh dear, come on, this is all done in jest, it’s a satirical spoof!! May I respectfully suggest that’s those individual’s who ate incensed by the “story”, think before you comment as you may actually prove to the world that, you not only DON’T posess a sense of humour, but have an intelligence that is overshadowed by that of an amoeba!!

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  144. Proud Jordanian May 18, 2012 at 7:24 am

    It all makes sense.. I now know why all these crusaders flocked to the Holy Land in the first place.. Apparently, they all came to see whether Jordan’s special “assets” were real.

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  146. moh May 18, 2012 at 7:57 am

    come on i am jordanian live in uk ,please don’t start saying things because you cheered up about the articial and you loylaty to jordan , it’s a joke and sometime celeprety saying things to the media to make them headnews next day,and the making money from that.
    just keep came and curry on laughing
    hhhhhhhh

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  147. Anonymous May 18, 2012 at 8:24 am

    Jordan is the third oldest country in the world! And certainly the earliest founded in the region. Only Peru and the Isle of Man have earlier historical claims. Seriously, what has this bitch been smoking?!

    I love the British as you have given the world Sherlock Holmes, Newton and Scotty off Star Trek – but Katie Price (if that is your real name?!) this is a step too far. See you in court!

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  148. Jordanian May 18, 2012 at 8:25 am

    Did she take her bills? Appearantly Not!!

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  149. Jordanian May 18, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    For people who read arabic have a look! a jordanian news paper published it!!! hahahah

    http://www.ammonnews.net/article.aspx?articleno=120314

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  150. weary brit May 18, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    *Wonders why no-one bothers to read any of the previous posts stating this is a JOKE*

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  151. Lsydney May 18, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    Now look people my husband who is Jordanian and only been living in the west for about 7 years read this article and told me that some woman called Katie price was suing Jordan for so much money because they were infringing on her name. I asked to read the article and very quickly realized it was a joke, as how stupid could she possibly be and the funny references in the article. My husband is not going to get some of the references eg the bed, knobs and broomsticks and neither are most non westerners so you shouldn’t give them a hard time, plus seriously I watched song, marry, avoid on tv the other night don’t tell me the British are not a pack of stupid slappers!

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  152. Bahaa Abdulhadi May 18, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    does that stupidity icon realize that Jordan is a country that existed far before she is even born ? how stupid can people get ..

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  153. Arab May 19, 2012 at 11:30 am

    What part of “IT’S A JOKE!!” don’t you donkeys understand???
    With the amount of stupidity from the “Jordanese”, Katie price might actually win the case if she sues them :)) I wouldn’t be surprised to see Jordan declaring that they are changing the name :))

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    • Ali May 19, 2012 at 2:21 pm

      Please, we’ve got transformers and Indiana jones on our side.

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  154. Lucy May 19, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    Catch your breath commentators who got angry over this article. THIS STORY IS JUST A MAZ7A – a joke. Relax – please :)

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  155. ed May 19, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    she might be a dumb girl but still HOT loool
    take it easy guys :)

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  156. Yisrael Medad May 19, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    You have two errors.
    The name is Lawrence. And the word “in” is missing in this: “one of my nan’s friends said she going Jordan on holiday”.

    Imagine is Jorfan had undergone a sex-change operation. She then woul dbe called: TransJordan!

    http://myrightword.blogspot.com/2012/05/two-banks-of-jordan.html

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  157. ZXARSE May 20, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    Eartha Kitt died still trying to work out who she could sue over the planet using a derivative of her name…….

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  158. James May 20, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    This is really funny..I couldn’t stop laughing when I read the comments!!
    I am half Jordanian half English. Welcome to British humor :) Katie has a point!!

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  159. Amal May 21, 2012 at 2:52 am

    We are ashamed to have our country called Jordan and share the last name of such a air-headed model air-breasted model. We should stick to the Arabic name of our country which is spelled “ORDON” to avoid stupid claims from such jerks and –holes.

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    • Ryan May 24, 2012 at 3:18 pm

      James C-Ordon might have something to say about that

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  160. Scot May 23, 2012 at 6:52 am

    I share Jordan’ s sympathies. I recently took Scotland to court for the same reasons. Sadly I was only awarded 50% of all damages.

    Scot

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  161. Alaa May 23, 2012 at 10:04 am

    Who is that b*tch by the way?

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  162. Assem Rad May 29, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    I think she should sue Michael Jordan also because of his family name!
    I assert that his net worth is more than Jordan (the country)

    I’m thinking of naming my next daughter America, and her sister England.

    Not to mention my son “Europe”.

    She is crazy!

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  163. doitfagget June 5, 2012 at 10:17 am

    just the comments make this site better than the ONN

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  164. danial June 13, 2012 at 8:46 am

    what wrong with her ?? jordan is called like that be4 jesus came !!!!! how dump is she???? btw im from jordan :D

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  165. Muhammad aldalou October 9, 2012 at 10:19 am

    UMM does everybody here not understand that Pan Arabian Enquirer is a SATIRICAL NEWS PORTAL. It means that they make up fake news for entertainment. None of the news here is true that’s the whole point. How dumb is everyone here?

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  166. CaliforniaScott December 29, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    it is an obvious fake article and I’m sure the creator is loving the comment attention, to the one who wrote race, I so agree on the mis-understanding, I’m Scottish born, but actually born in England, but we are considered white-anglo-saxon race? Now living in American since young teenagers and even Americans cant fill out a form or a dating site questionnaire properly. Race >>> Native American LOL I always ask and white TRIBE do you belong to. They don’t get that Native American is the American Indians and I for one glad to see that they get credit for being here before the Brits! One man insulted me and was very mean, and I said what do you put on job applications, your white! he still didn’t get it. From what I know of Jordon it is very modern as far as government and joinging world organziations, peopel lump all of the middle-eastern countries together unfairly. It is one of the only 2 that has friended Israel, and the first to join the international criminal agency, among many other world-wide organizations. I talk to people from other countries on websites, better than watching ill-reported news or fake web stories such as these. And I’m sure this model never said these things.

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  167. Anonymous December 29, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    hey folks, look at the bottom of the page, it has a statement >> “The Pan-Arabia Enquirer is the Middle East’s premier source of SATIRE. Everyone know what satire is! tongue in cheek joking! why argue over something not real, but of course internal commentary arguements always prevail on any article. sad

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  168. Alia January 1, 2013 at 7:36 am

    i found the comments more entertaining than the story itself lol.. can’t believe A LOT of people didn’t realize it’s not real. maybe you should eat more nuts.. i heard they’re good for the brains.

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  169. Anonymous January 4, 2013 at 1:45 am

    what about michael JORDAN, she should sue him also ! crazy ass bitch

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  170. Felix Offany January 19, 2013 at 9:43 pm

    I was not going to step in over this but to keep the hysteria from rising, although I normally solve these things under the radar, for no reward or expectation of an honour of some form bestowed by Queen Elizabeth II, please leave this to me. I have just returned toThe Occident after a decade (12 years) of living in Amman. We solved similar with Sporty Spice and Plymouth Argylle FC. Plymouth is a posh soccer club called, fondly, locally as Pompey and updated recently to Mumpai. Both parties had to prove they were ‘sporty’. Both did and look at what has happpened; we don’t want a repeat of that episode with the weather the way it is. She’s a big girl and all grown up now. I’ll get back to you on what she will allow. Forget about the basket player as he is American.
    Kak Offany

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  171. Anonymous April 11, 2013 at 8:54 am

    This is how you start war and never end hatred.By believing everything you read,and turning against each other.One story has turned alot of you here into ,feminist,ignorant,racist and cold hearted humans.So many ugly words used by so many of you.We are one people.It doesn,t matter where we are from,out religion,race,background or gender.But hey,this is said so many times but one article by someone makes us forget that because well,some people don,t ever want to get along.Lets laugh,love and live.PEACE!!

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  172. Sheba April 17, 2013 at 7:16 am

    This was so funny it had me in stiches and tearing up. Thank you for this!

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  173. AD man April 17, 2013 at 7:21 am

    Jordan (the country) should go along and attend the court. Definetly, the will have great deal of money.

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  174. akak May 12, 2013 at 12:57 pm

    guys this website is satirical , that means everything in it is not true, its a twist, so none of this is true, my god, all the people here are so dumb.

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  175. Farah September 5, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    If it is true that Katie Price’s name “Jordon” appears in the Bible, this could be very dangerous. Look what the Jews did to the Palestinians based on the Bible. Prices lawyers may have a good case to claim the whole of he Hashemite Kingdom of Jordon based on precedent of the Israelites being mentioned in the Bible.

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  176. Salma November 17, 2013 at 11:56 pm

    Need I point out to the fact that this satirical site, including the offending article, is in English, which is a foreign language to Jordanians?! If your English is not very good, you the satire and humour in this piece may escape you. I mean I don’t know if Brits would understand a satirical piece in Arabic…

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  177. LMFAO November 27, 2013 at 7:35 pm

    Dear PAE, do you guys write this stuff hit “post” and chuckle to your selves thinking “light the blue touchpaper, stnad well back and LMFAO!!

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  178. Dan Carden November 28, 2013 at 7:10 am

    the website clearly states that it is a SATIRICAL publication. i find it very worrying that people think these stories are factual. very worrying indeed. the planet is screwed if you guys start to out number the intelligent folk. maybe this has already happened.

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  179. General Secratery of the Jordanian Sense of Humour Authority (Rtd) November 28, 2013 at 8:58 am

    Don’t complain about Petra, they could have named the place after Shep instead and we would have all had to watch that tosser John Noakes climbing all over the rocks on TV!

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    • Peter Perverse February 14, 2014 at 3:32 pm

      You named a place after Petra. We will sue!

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  180. Self Hating Arab February 10, 2014 at 12:30 pm

    Dont you people know that Jordanians have no sense of humor. everyone is so uptight, people have strokes during their 30′s…. also they are very sensitive about their stupid little country. A country less than a 100 years old. And The name of the river of Jordan was mentioned in the Bible but there was no Jordan back then.
    This is very funny, but british humour is smart, and Jordanians are too sensitive and stupid to take a Joke.
    Fucking ididots

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  181. Arabian Silk February 11, 2014 at 9:55 am

    This is sad indeed, what’s with this ignorant woman? Is she joking lol I’m glad i’m an arab we’re the far most educated intelligent people.

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    • Merlin February 14, 2014 at 3:27 pm

      Entertainment for the masses – courtesy of the most educated intelligent folk in the world!

      Keep dazzling us with your pearls of wisdom Silky!

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  182. Anonymous February 11, 2014 at 5:15 pm

    sorry but i just HAD to step in..

    1) its Jordanian, NOT JORDANESE
    2) I’m HOPING this is satire. If not, absurd would be an understatement.
    3) We’re not uptight, but some of us actually thought this was true.
    4) ENOUGH GENERALISATION!!! brits calling arabs stupid and arabs calling americans and brits stupid. this whole conversation is stupid.

    Nuff said.

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    • Merlin February 15, 2014 at 6:36 am

      “We’re not uptight, but some of us actually thought this was true.”

      Nuff said – with knobs on!

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    • Chris de Burj February 16, 2014 at 8:39 am

      Nothing GETS past you DOES it ?

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  183. Anonymous February 12, 2014 at 9:35 am

    yil3an deenik 3a deen 2il britaniyyeh

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