Lebanese woman stopped at Dubai airport for having too much silicone in her face

DUBAI, UAE: A Lebanese woman was left fuming this morning after being denied entry to the UAE.

Swollen-faced stylist Heba Qwak was outraged when she was stopped at Dubai International Airport due to the sheer amount of silicone in her upper lip, cheekbones and forehead.

“I never vant to shee jish playsh again,” she told reporters.

According to eyewitnesses, Qwak was briefly questioned before being put on the next flight back to Beirut.

“What kind of devilry is this?” asked an unnamed immigration official. “Her passport said she was born in 1964, but her face….no, something isn’t right. It has to be black magic.”

15 Responses to Lebanese woman stopped at Dubai airport for having too much silicone in her face

  1. Pedant August 20, 2014 at 7:41 am

    “Silicone”

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  2. Moonsear August 20, 2014 at 7:42 am

    Hey its not nice to compare Lebanese siliconed women to Rolf Buchholz

    Reply
  3. beau tocks August 20, 2014 at 10:26 am

    Obviously jealousy. Anyway there are better areas to smuggle silicon than in the face! You only have to ask the africans

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    • Wendy August 20, 2014 at 6:36 pm

      You’re a racist, what do Africans have to do with silicone, black don’t crack so we don’t need plastic surgery..

      Reply
      • Anonym August 21, 2014 at 11:15 am

        Not all Africans are black, racist yourself

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      • Anonymous August 21, 2014 at 9:40 pm

        Stupid racist pig

        Reply
    • Firas August 21, 2014 at 5:30 am

      Such a racist idiot

      Reply
  4. Jojotheclown August 20, 2014 at 3:00 pm

    You’re an idiot beau tocks.

    Reply
  5. julian August 20, 2014 at 11:57 pm

    She probably was being rude to immigration!

    Reply
  6. claude August 21, 2014 at 7:34 am

    will they soon stop men with false hair; they do not look their age too! Bunch of idiots and racists.

    Reply
  7. Anonymous August 21, 2014 at 10:40 am

    “I never vant to shee jish playsh again,” hahahahahaha

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    • Carol Yarak Khalife August 21, 2014 at 3:06 pm

      Whoever wrote this article must have been on something Lololololo

      Reply
  8. awake August 21, 2014 at 11:04 am

    Do people realise that this a satire page. Fake news.

    Reply
    • Anonymous August 21, 2014 at 3:34 pm

      Its the true story…really happened!! Can vouch the event!

      Reply
  9. Ekil Khara August 25, 2014 at 1:54 am

    An actual article based on this “news”, was featured on a online Lebanese news website! Like for real :P

    Reply

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