DUBAI, UAE: A Lebanese woman was left fuming this morning after being denied entry to the UAE.
Swollen-faced stylist Heba Qwak was outraged when she was stopped at Dubai International Airport due to the sheer amount of silicone in her upper lip, cheekbones and forehead.
“I never vant to shee jish playsh again,” she told reporters.
According to eyewitnesses, Qwak was briefly questioned before being put on the next flight back to Beirut.
“What kind of devilry is this?” asked an unnamed immigration official. “Her passport said she was born in 1964, but her face….no, something isn’t right. It has to be black magic.”