Gasafi, which has plants across the UAE, is planning to launch special bottles of Kabbalah water, which “has the power to to return water to its primordial state of completely positive, healing energy” according to the Kabbalah organisation’s website, and is now in the process of making the necessary arrangements.
“We’re about to flying over a Kabbalah rabbi to bless our freshwater spring,” Gasafi CEO Faisal McDuff told The Pan-Arabia Enquirer yesterday. “As yet, we’re unsure whether he needs to simply bless the spring once, or every bottle of water that comes out of it. Either way, we’ll ensure enough blessing is done to ensure we get tip-top Kaballah water, just as Madge likes it.”
Madonna, a devout follower of the strange Jewish offshoot cult of Kabbalah, is believed to have filled her radiators and even her pool with the expensive blessed water. Hotels in Abu Dhabi are rumoured to be planning similar arrangements, but not with radiators, naturally.