BEIRUT: Citing a distinctly uninteresting home and social life, a man in Beirut was yesterday forced to admit that he had made up the majority of the estimated 45,000 #ThatAwkwardMoment moments he has posted on Twitter over the past year.
“I recall a genuine awkward moment back in August that I had with a carton of milk or something,” said Solomon Freshers-Ball. “But since then pretty much everything’s been made up, largely because I haven’t really been out much.”
“To be honest, we were starting to think something wasn’t quite right,” said a friend. “He was repeatedly mentioning awkward situations involving girlfriends, wives, children and jobs, none of which he actually has.”