Man City Premier League Title Win is “Victory for the Underdog,” Says Club’s Billionaire Owner

The crowning of Manchester City as English Premier League champions has been hailed as a “victory for the plucky underdog,” according to Sheikh Mansour, the club’s billionaire owner.

“Our team’s victory is a clear message to the downtrodden and the weak that, with the right amount of effort, anything is possible,” he said.

“It’s honestly truly amazing just how far good recruitment, team focus, unity of purpose, grit, determination, a little splash of good luck and $1.2 billion in sovereign oil wealth will go.”