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Man who swore he’d never return to Dubai returns to Dubai for 16th time

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Man who swore he’d never return to Dubai returns to Dubai for 16th time

“I’m as surprised as you are,” says Brit. “After all, I absolutely loathe this place.”

DUBAI: Despite swearing he’d never ever return to Dubai again because he absolutely hated the place, Karl Johnson has sensationally returned to Dubai for the 16th time.

“Honestly, I’m as surprised as you are,” the 32-year-old Brit told assembled press at Dubai International Airport as he stepped off the plane earlier today. “After all, I absolutely loathe this place.”

Johnson is expected to spend a further 18 months in Dubai permanently complaining about how awful it is, before returning to the UK for absolutely definitely the last time.

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  2. Gigame

    September 25, 2013 at 6:47 pm

    wtf . . . is that gta news shit

  3. Karl Kretin

    September 26, 2013 at 1:09 pm

    Gigame – your brain obviously resolves around TLA’s, You FSI.

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