Man Utd Soccer School in Abu Dhabi to add ‘sloppy corner defending’ and ‘accepting defeat with humility’ modules

ABU DHABI: As part of an ongoing effort to modernise its coaching programme, the Manchester United Soccer School in Abu Dhabi is to introduce a new set of modules for its next intake of students.

Among the new courses to be included this year will be ‘Sloppy Defending From Corners’ and ‘Accepting Defeat With Humility’.

“All our kids come here to learn how to play Manchester United’s unique brand of football, so it’s important that our training programme is always changing to reflect what’s going on at Old Trafford,” explained head coach Ronny McCarrick.

According to McCarrick, the latest curriculum update will also see several modules dropped from the programme.

“After careful consideration and consultation with the coaching staff in Manchester, we’ve decided to postpone our ‘Advanced Sense Of Smug Superiority’ course,” he added.

The news comes just days after it was revealed that the Manchester United Soccer School in Dubai was to be renamed the Bayern Munich Soccer School after a vote among students.

4 Responses to Man Utd Soccer School in Abu Dhabi to add ‘sloppy corner defending’ and ‘accepting defeat with humility’ modules

  1. Concerned parent February 28, 2014 at 1:41 pm

    We took our son out of the Soccer School. Every week he would come home and demand more pocket money. Also claimed he should be paid for advertising BSAK while wearing his school uniform.

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  2. Sand n'Shake February 28, 2014 at 4:01 pm

    Please e-mail PAE if you want to play for United and can live on 300K GBP per week.
    UAE Nationals only.
    It might be a small pay cut but you will see rain daily for 12 months a year.
    Yours sincerely
    David Moyes

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  3. Naughts and crosses March 1, 2014 at 2:35 am

    Stop making fun of the team I supported since last year.

    If David Moye’s father wore a condom, United would not be in the problem that they are.

    Reply
  4. ASH March 4, 2014 at 7:02 am

    It worked for Rooney when he went red

    Reply

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