Mark Regev named official spokesman for Luis Suarez

TEL AVIV: Israel’s chief spin doctor is set become the official spokesman for disgraced Uruguayan striker Luis Suarez.

Mark Regev, the Australian-born spokesman for Benjamin Netanyahu, will take up his new role next month, with a focus on “protecting Suarez’ image from typical Western media distortion”, according to a source.

“I am delighted to be working with the finest footballer of his generation and hope to help him combat the constant wave of destructive shoulders and ears being rained down on his teeth by provocative defenders wishing to do him harm,” Regev said in a statement.

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