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Middle East willing to wait until US stops killing own citizens before taking further instructions on how to behave

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Middle East willing to wait until US stops killing own citizens before taking further instructions on how to behave

Regional governments say they’re happy to hold

As the unrest in Ferguson, Missouri continues to dominate headlines, governments from across the Middle East have told the Obama administration that they would be willing to wait until US authorities finish shooting their own citizens dead before receiving further orders on how they should behave.

“It’s clear Obama’s got a lot on his hands at the moment, so we’ve told him that we don’t mind hanging on for a bit until the US has stopped gunning down unarmed teenagers at home before being told what we’re doing wrong here,” said a source from the Fatah government in the West Bank.

“I’ll level with you, it’s very confusing keeping up with the US,” added an unnamed politician in Yemen. “I mean, sending troops onto the streets and shooting your own people in cold blood is something we’ve had an earful for in the past. Is this a change in policy?”

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  1. Columbine

    August 22, 2014 at 7:19 am

    Americans have started military action on their streets, because they have evolved a little recently. They have learnt that they can put down the bible on the high horse, so that they can concentrate on the guns.
    Previously, carrying bibles and guns made it difficult for them to do much.

    The rely days of NASCAR are attributed to their being too many guns and bibles in the cars, resulting in the drivers only being able to steer in one direction.
    A national passtime was born.

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