Miley Cyrus finally dropped as face of Saudi Islamic Bank

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1. 

   Big Bad Bert

   November 12, 2013 at 10:08 am

   Nooooooooo!!!!!!! That’s it! I’m closing my account with SIB today! I don’t mind their ridiculously high bank charges as Miley is the voice of many generations and also the spawn of an achy breaky heart. BRING BACK MILEY!
   ….”Ain’t about how fast I get there
   Ain’t about what’s waiting on the other side
   It’s the climb”

   Keep the faith MC

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2. 

   Dazed & Confused

   November 12, 2013 at 10:11 am

   Don’t tel her dad, her achy breaky dad
   I just don’t think he’ll understand

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3. 

   Anonymous

   November 12, 2013 at 8:28 pm

   Is this for real? Why would they even have her representing their banks…

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     Quinapalus

     November 13, 2013 at 11:31 am

     Here’s some free advice:

     1. Buy a dictionary
     2. Look up the definition of the word “satire”
     3. Re-read the Mast Head of this web site
     4. Read the article again

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       Ali Jams

       November 13, 2013 at 2:00 pm

       Spoil sport

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     • 

       Anonymous

       November 18, 2013 at 6:51 pm

       Here’s some free advice:
       Do items 1 to 3 on your list
       Read anonymous’s comment again

       Unless your comment is also satirical and we’re now in some infinite loop….

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4. 

   Synonymous

   November 13, 2013 at 1:12 pm

   The reason Saudi Islamic bank actually used Miley Cyrus was because of her Hannah Montana character which had a very famous song “Its the best of both worlds”. The Saudi bank believed that in keeping with islamic principles and conventional banking, they would get the best of both worlds.

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5. 

   Confused

   November 17, 2013 at 2:00 pm

   I’ve checked, and there’s nothing on the Saudi Islamic Bank website page to say that they are dropping her ???

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     SurrenderMonkey

     November 21, 2013 at 2:47 pm

     Sadly they are dropping her but the good news they’ve given the contract to Rihanna! What could possibly go wrong?

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6. 

   The far hat

   November 20, 2013 at 11:14 pm

   Reality is… Well the unknown reality is, SIB dropped her because of her song ‘Drive’ : Drive my heart into the night
   You could drop the keys off in the morning
   I don’t wanna leave home
   Without your love
   Without it..

   It seems they even got pictures of her, driving her black SUV.

   Obviously the public communiqué referred to the reason she was ‘rolling a joint and smoking’ as this obviously is easier to pass and milder to swallow than the Drive lyrics…

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7. 

   cheeseontoast69

   November 28, 2013 at 8:16 am

   It could be that her Wrecking Ball video has given some n’er-do-wells ideas about how to rob their bank.

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8. 

   Pablo

   November 28, 2013 at 3:52 pm

   SurrenderMonkey? Rihanna? Keep eating the cheese.

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