Mum admits she knows son in Dubai doesn’t own sportscars in photos

MANILA: A mother in the Philippines has sensationally admitted that she knows her son doesn’t own the variety of expensive cars that have featured in the photos he has sent to her from Dubai.

“Every week, he’ll email me a photo of himself grinning next to a bright orange Lamborghini or crystal-splattered Porsche,”said Delia Dsouza, whose son, Ian, has been working in Dubai for almost five years.

“But serously, does he think I’m stupid? I know he doesn’t own any of these cars. He works in a bloody coffee shop. And some of the photos were clearly taken inside a mall – I can see the signs saying ‘Win a Car’.”

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