Netanyahu enjoying last few days of being considered far-right

TEL AVIV: With just over a week until Israel’s parliamentary elections, current incumbent Benjamin Netanyahu has said he is “enjoying” his last few days of being considered a right-wing hardliner. “Honestly, I may have been looked upon of as an extremist warmongerer at first, what with the repeated bombings of Gaza and threats against Iran and stuff. But just wait till the world sees the ultra-nationalist far-night psychos who are likely to be pushing racist Israeli policy in a few week’s time,” he told CNN this morning. “Man, you’ll all be looking back at me thinking I was some sort of Martin Luther King figure.”