Netanyahu: “We are all Missouri State Police”

An emotional Benjamin Netanyahu last night offered his unconditional support to authorities in the US state of Missouri following a grand jury’s decision not to indict a police officer for shooting dead an unarmed black teenager.

“Today, we are all Missouri State Police. We are all Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson,” he said. “Israel stands stand shoulder to shoulder with our brothers in the Missouri police force and national guard in their attempt to stamp out the ongoing terrorist threat of unarmed black teenagers.”

The Israeli prime minister urged US authorities to “demolish the homes of unarmed black teenagers” as a counter-terror tactic.

Netanyahu also warned that Israeli intelligence had uncovered reports of several shipments of weapons-grade throwing rocks heading from Iran to protestors in Ferguson.