Persistent Cold Giving British Expat Warm Fuzzy Feeling of Home

A British expat in Abu Dhabi has revealed that her ongoing stinker of a cold – which she’s been suffering for over a week – has given her warm sensations of being back in her country of birth.

“My constantly runny nose really takes me back to being home and gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside,” Amanda Rikklesticks told colleagues at the Fluffy Communications PR agency.

“I’ve been feeling a little homesick of late, but sneezing pretty much constantly for the past few days has really managed to take away some of the pain.”