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Haya
November 18, 2013 at 5:58 pm
Hahahahahahahaha as a Qatari I salute you for such a hilarious article. Buy it! Buy them all!
Kevin Vincent
November 18, 2013 at 6:29 pm
How can Qatar can buy human rights organization? Usually human rights organist is non-profit organization which runs with the help of volunteers and funding from public.
Gino
November 18, 2013 at 10:13 pm
Dude, this is a satire news website…
Louis Rodrigues
November 19, 2013 at 5:29 am
You’ll have to define satire to him.
Mozais Myhero
November 18, 2013 at 7:13 pm
Come on Kevin, you can’t be that dumb
Peter Gillanders
November 18, 2013 at 7:27 pm
@Kevin http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+irony
Anonymous
November 18, 2013 at 7:48 pm
Its a joke Kevin. Kind of like the Onion’s articles
mim
November 18, 2013 at 9:09 pm
Oh wow…. what a joke!
Hope M. Fernandez
November 18, 2013 at 11:28 pm
My God Shame on them…They realy think they could just buy off everything…
sjabt3d
November 19, 2013 at 12:25 am
This is outrageous and wrong! NGO’s should behave according to certain ethical guidelines. This only should have been done by competitive bid!
7aerina
November 19, 2013 at 2:51 am
SatireSatireSATIRE
Laugh and move along
Azariyas Tibebu
November 19, 2013 at 2:34 am
What exactly are they turning into a complex?
pmsl19222
November 19, 2013 at 7:32 pm
your mother, as far as i know?
bbb
November 19, 2013 at 11:22 am
hahaha I don’t know if the original article is funnier… or the fact that people actually fall for that lol
Anonymous
November 19, 2013 at 2:47 pm
Not Surprised. What Else is new?
John Q.
November 19, 2013 at 7:56 pm
Easy with the too much cheerful comments – what seems to be a done deal might yet be blocked by the EU Commission, as it could give Qatar a monopoly on human rights. Also, according to better-informed insiders, the Vatican Bank as one of the main underwriters of the syndication is still demanding more favorable terms, like preferred stock and call options on the luxury mall complex.
Jerri
November 20, 2013 at 7:04 pm
When is Qatar buying the Vatican?
Ariel
November 20, 2013 at 11:58 pm
The truth is that if they could buy Amnesty International to shut them up, they would! Thankfully AI are not for sale. I’m sure they are using other pressure tactics to shut them up however.l
Elie
November 21, 2013 at 6:20 am
April’s Fool Kind Of Joke …
DoolioUAE
November 21, 2013 at 11:49 am
Brilliant. The comments made me laugh more than the article. Thank you stupid people of the world! ;~D
Anonymous
November 23, 2013 at 6:54 pm
no no no this can not be allowed to happen.. I’m so sick of this kind of stuff going on!! I am going to rite to each member of the Qatari royal family and beg them to reconsider!!! They should buy out my company instead ” Smiles for Piles” which could also be used as a luxury product!
viresh saigal
November 25, 2013 at 9:01 am
buncha dumb folk have responded to this awesome piece of satire.
Munir
December 14, 2013 at 5:17 am
I hear Qatar are buying The World Wildlife Fund so Qataris can own a tiger without repercussions. Is this correct?
Mr C
January 5, 2014 at 10:37 am
Who do I make the cheque payable too?