Qatar to buy Higgs boson particle

8 Responses to Qatar to buy Higgs boson particle

  1. Mustafa Weewee July 4, 2012 at 11:23 am

    So quick – First with breaking news as ever :o)

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  2. BoMo July 5, 2012 at 9:38 pm

    Please don’t tell them it’s a boson, not a bosom.

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  3. Andy Steven July 6, 2012 at 6:09 am

    But how that would benefit the people its is better to leave those particles to the person who are working on it, i would prove negative utility, what ever they find beautiful they invade and grab and take back to their home.

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  4. Nasser Al-Thani July 6, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    invade? its a joke qatar isn’t looking to buy anything, get your facts straight read the other articles on this website they’re all jokes.

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  5. Freddie Fitch July 12, 2012 at 8:17 am

    Nasser –
    This is not a joke; I’ve also seen the report in the Scientific American and the Daily Mail.
    Qatar already owns the Quark, the tallest particle in the world, and now it just wants to corner the market by acquiring the HB.

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  6. Anonymous July 23, 2012 at 9:51 am

    If/when Qatar realises Boson is named after an Indian, they might bring their offer price down.

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  7. William July 27, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Will they parade it up and down the Corniche every Friday?

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  8. Anonymous April 23, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    I hear there they also are planing a Higgs Boson experience theme park. The main attraction will of course be a 20 mile round roller coaster ride buried beneath the desert sand, with another roller coaster going in the opposite direction ( on the same track).Tickets are on sale already & are selling really fast.

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