Connect with us

The Pan-Arabia Enquirer

Report: Vast majority of UAE traffic accidents not fault of Emirati drivers

Uncategorized

Report: Vast majority of UAE traffic accidents not fault of Emirati drivers

Shocking new study finds every other nationality to blame for almost all motoring incidents

A shocking new motoring report has found that almost all accidents on the UAE’s roads were not the result of faults made by Emirati drivers.

The report, details of which were published this morning, indicated that the vast majority of traffic incidents were actually caused by other nationalities living in or visiting the country.

“Honestly, we were taken aback by the findings,” said researcher Allan Dobbs. “Indians, Pakistanis, Brits, Americans, Lebanese, Egyptians… every other nationality ranked higher on the list. Our report even found that Ecuadorians were more likely to commit traffic violations than Emiratis, and we weren’t even aware of any Ecuadorians living in the UAE.”

Continue Reading
Advertisement
You may also like...
4 Comments

4 Comments

  1. Radekal

    April 5, 2015 at 4:03 am

    How could they forget the Poles?

  2. f

    April 5, 2015 at 9:24 am

    Thought this was satirical?

  3. Anonymous

    April 5, 2015 at 9:36 am

    can’t wait to see the responses this gets. Especially from those who take it seriously. it’s borderline defamation in the UAE… time to sit back with some popcorn and enjoy the show 😉

  4. Dickie

    May 3, 2015 at 11:22 pm

    Nobody’s biting. This is no fun anymore.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

More in Uncategorized

To Top