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Saudi Arabia to Fill Water Around Qatar With Sharks, Crocodiles and Man-Eating Piranhas

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Saudi Arabia to Fill Water Around Qatar With Sharks, Crocodiles and Man-Eating Piranhas

The move is aimed at further isolating Saudi’s Gulf rival.

Saudi Arabia has unveiled plans to fill the water around Qatar with sharks, crocodiles and man-eating piranhas as part of further attempts to isolate its Gulf rival.

“We are currently in the process of acquiring literally thousands of ferocious great white and tiger sharks,” an unnamed Saudi minister was quoted as saying by the Sabq Online Newspaper, adding that a “ring of impenetrable steel” would be installed to keep the deadly animals in place close to Qatar’s shoreline.

The minister said that several other options had been considered, including the construction of pipeline that would funnel all Saudi waste “directly into central Doha.”

5 Comments

5 Comments

  1. Dubaiscents

    April 12, 2018 at 1:54 pm

    I didn’t think anyone could make the actual plan, of using the Qatari side for nuclear waste, any more ridiculous….good job.

  2. Anonymous

    April 14, 2018 at 3:57 am

    Thats a very big STUPID LIEEEEEEEEE

  3. Yousuf bin Hadd

    April 14, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    Have you encountered the Mesaieed jellyfish? The second can resemble wonton soup.

    No, I am not exaggerating.

    • Yousuf bin Hadd

      April 14, 2018 at 7:46 pm

      “The sea”, not “The second”
      Curse you, autocorrect.

  4. Baldrick

    June 26, 2018 at 7:37 am

    Hopefully they are homing sharks and will return to the Magic Kingdom post haste.

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