Saudi woman thrilled to catch bouquet at public execution

RIYADH: A Saudi woman was said to be overjoyed earlier today when she caught a bouquet of flowers that had been thrown to a crowd during a Western-style public execution.

“It’s really a dream come true,” said Leila Mitwalli, a dental nurse from Riyadh. “Growing up, you watch all these movies where women catch [the bouquet] and then meet the perfect executioner. When it happens for real, you feel like a kid again!”

Mitwally’s family was thrilled at the news, pointing out that at 23 years old, she was at the prime age to be shot or beheaded with her remains placed on display in a public area.

“I couldn’t be more excited,” said her father, Hassan Mitwally. “Ever since she was born, I have always hoped that one day I’d get to see my little girl hung in the town square with a sign warning dissenters against political or social transgressions.”

After Mitwally caught the flowers, eyewitnesses said she enjoyed the rest of the execution, weeping with joy as she saw how beautiful the couple looked as the hooded woman was forced to bow before a man sharpening his blade.

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7 Responses to Saudi woman thrilled to catch bouquet at public execution

  1. Sand n'Shake February 6, 2014 at 5:41 pm

    What a heart warming story

  2. Dan February 7, 2014 at 8:03 am

    oooo dark

  3. Roger Rave February 7, 2014 at 8:38 am

    She must be off her head … !!?

  4. debandskippydoo February 8, 2014 at 3:19 pm


  5. labmonkey February 9, 2014 at 12:07 am

    ooooooooooookayyy. dont think this classifies as satire. dislike.

    • Snr. Lab Technician February 9, 2014 at 8:20 am

      back in your lab, monkey-boy

    • jim woodward October 6, 2014 at 11:04 am

      what the hell is there to dislike? the ONLY thing wrong with it is that it doesn’t describe the execution in detail


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