Shockwaves as Daddy’s Little Princess fails to appear in list of Top 10 best paid jobs

DUBAI: Tears were shed across the UAE yesterday after the revelation that daddy’s little princess was not one of the country’s top ten best paid jobs.

According to a story by popular Arabian business magazine Arabian Business, the top paid position in the UAE was as a managing director in wealth management and private banking, which it claimed could see earnings of up to AED100,000 per month. Unfortunately, despite previous assumptions across the Princess sector, daddy’s little princess didn’t even make it into the top ten.

“It’s an absolutely disgraceful state of affairs,” sniffed Sara al-Bulgari, a daddy’s little princess for 21 years. “Juggling hair and nail appointments, spa treatments, personal shopping excursions and luxurious beach holidays, on top of micro managing a team of maids, is one of the most high-pressure jobs around and should be rewarded accordingly.”