Life of Pi star mauls five at opening of Dubai International Film Festival

The tiger (left) during happier times

DUBAI: There were embarrassed blushes at the Dubai International Film Festival last night after the star of the opening film unexpectedly mauled five guests on the red carpet.

The 450-pound Bengal tiger, who plays the character Richard Parker in Ang Lee’s 3D adaptation of Life of Pi, reportedly became incensed by a camera flash while posing for photographers at the Madinat Jumeirah, pouncing on a group of festival attendees stood nearby.

In the ensuing melee, three Egyptian TV stars, a Lebanese documentary maker and Morgan Freeman were savaged before the tiger’s handlers stepped in to calm the situation. The five remain in a critical state.

“To be honest, we just assumed he’d been given the necessary media training to deal with such events,” said one of the organisers, before quipping, “it’s just a good job the carpet is red!”

21 Responses to Life of Pi star mauls five at opening of Dubai International Film Festival

  1. abhishek December 12, 2012 at 5:06 pm

    what nonsense, other than this website not a single web says anything

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    • Niall December 13, 2012 at 8:29 am

      I think you’re onto something, these guys may not be a proper reputable news source at all! some kind of outrageous sham indeed!

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  2. abhishek December 12, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    infact gulf news article says there were no tiger on the red carpet

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  3. steve December 13, 2012 at 8:30 am

    Your intelligence ratings are plummeting with every comment Abishek

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  4. zoopkabir December 13, 2012 at 8:32 am

    It is a zionist conspiracy that everywhere else was pressured into not reporting it. This website is the only one that did not crack under the pressure- alhamdulillah for free speech.

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  5. Cupcake December 13, 2012 at 8:34 am

    Yes, Abhishek, I just checked with the other webs as well as my spider web and nobody’s heard anything. Maybe it was the journalists that were mauled that’s why they are not writing?

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  6. Jim December 13, 2012 at 8:44 am

    Omg that’s terrible! My thoughts go out to their families.

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  7. Sheikha Mayassa December 13, 2012 at 8:53 am

    Your BS detector is so highly tuned, Abhishek. I suppose it’s because you read Gulf News.

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  8. Benny December 13, 2012 at 9:02 am

    I hope that Tiger was put down.

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  9. BigManInOhMan December 13, 2012 at 9:06 am

    I have never seen a more shocking headline since the one about the Germans bombing Pearl Harbour.

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  10. DeltaSly December 13, 2012 at 9:16 am

    I heard the tiger was removed afterwards and taken for a drive down JBR in a 4×4 with blacked out windows and a sunroof.

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  11. Georgina Wilson-Powell December 13, 2012 at 11:39 am

    I bought a tiger off some guy down JBR – perhaps it is the same one? It’s now in my living room having tea.

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  12. abhishek December 13, 2012 at 11:52 am

    u r kidding wilson

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  13. Georgina Wilson-Powell December 13, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    No, it’s very well behaved actually. Tigers love tea.

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  14. ssuh December 13, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    I was there and I did NOT see any tiger?? No medics nor anything? Are you sure you are reporting the right venue?

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  15. DeltaSly December 14, 2012 at 7:23 am

    I believe there was a live Warg at the premier for the Hobbit.

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  16. Andy December 14, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    DeltaSly – I was at the opening for Jurassic Park. It was horrifying :’(

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  17. Ritesh Purohit (@PuroRit) December 17, 2012 at 7:50 am

    Andy – & lets not even speak about the re-release of Jaws which we went for!

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  18. DeltaSly December 18, 2012 at 5:42 am

    The premier of Finding Nemo was pretty tame though…

    Reply

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